small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really, what makes you so cool.

Tell me.

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I'm fast...

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's pretty cool.

How fast.

[relativelyquickly]

So fast you can't even see me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

Do you randomly cut people while you're moving.

[relativelyquickly]

Nooooooo. No way! Nononono.






If I cut someone it's on purpose.

[whoslaughingmeow]

But do you randomly cut people deliberately.

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Yes.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That is pretty cool.

I just make things fall on people.

But usually I don't. I'm not supposed to do that cause I'm half human.

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Huh, really? That's cool. Coach is half-human too, but she's a fox. So, like, way cuter? And way less unlucky.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm cute!

And I'm only unlucky for OTHER people.

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Woah hey I didn't say you weren't cute! You're super cute. She's just cuter.

[whoslaughingmeow]

fine, I guess I can accept that.

Maybe.

I guess.

[relativelyquickly]

[ woosh

wow what a mysterious gust of wind that just unbuckled your pants??? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[WHAT

He grabs them.]

What was that.

[relativelyquickly]

Who knoooows?

[ you were totally bein ogled, tho ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't think wind normally does that.

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What it totally does. It's really strong!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It unbuckled my pants!

[He's still fumbling with it.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah, you gotta watch out for that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It also ripped the button out.

[He has to hold them up now.]

[relativelyquickly]

We could go clothes shopping.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess I have to, now!

[I'm suddenly wary about changing rooms.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah! It'll be like a cool, fun date.

[ IT'S SAFE??? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess that's fun.

What's the absolute cheapest place.

[I'M POOR?]