small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

Comments

[relativelyquickly]

Who knoooows?

[ you were totally bein ogled, tho ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't think wind normally does that.

[relativelyquickly]

What it totally does. It's really strong!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It unbuckled my pants!

[He's still fumbling with it.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah, you gotta watch out for that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It also ripped the button out.

[He has to hold them up now.]

[relativelyquickly]

We could go clothes shopping.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess I have to, now!

[I'm suddenly wary about changing rooms.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah! It'll be like a cool, fun date.

[ IT'S SAFE??? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess that's fun.

What's the absolute cheapest place.

[I'M POOR?]

[relativelyquickly]

We're not going somewhere cheap...

[I'M RELATIVELY WEALTHY, BY YOUKAI STANDARDS]

[whoslaughingmeow]

...But I don't have any money.

[pls]

[relativelyquickly]

I do. It'll be on me, okay?

[ since I ruined them in the first place ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Okay, fine, but let's hurry.

[He has to hold these up.]

[relativelyquickly]

Right.

[ and then they just kneel down. ]

C'mon, get on my back.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[...He's unsure, but he does it.

He keeps one hand on his pants, though.]

Are you really that fast.

[relativelyquickly]

Of course I am. What, don't you believe me?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I am a little hesitant to believe, yes.

[relativelyquickly]

Well, then. Better hold on!


[ GOTTA GO FAST I hope you enjoy wind cause there's a lot of it ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[his cheeks are doing the dog thing

why so fast]

[relativelyquickly]

[ why would you bother moving if you're not moving fast ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Sometimes you need to go slow.

Sometimes.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ how about u fuckin EAT SHIT, KID

but hey, we're at a fancy clothes store. ]

Right, so, okay.

I need you to not ruin everything when we go in. Also get off my back.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I won't ruin anything!

That only happens sometimes!

When I want it too!

[He's crawling off, though.]

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's go!

[ walking inside, SEE LESS FAST JUST FOR YOU. ]