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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't like to cover my chest, most of the time.

[relativelyquickly]

What? What? Why?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I like my abs!

And it feels too constricting!

[relativelyquickly]

I guess it's pretty hot but it makes staring at you waaaaayy less fun.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What, you want to stare at me in a dress?

[relativelyquickly]

Yyyyyyeah? Is that bad?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Is there appeal in that?

Not that I wouldn't.

Wear a dress.

[relativelyquickly]

Yeah. I mean, if we're being serious, you'd toootally actually look super hot in a skirt or something instead of a dress.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I guess I'd wear that.

Probably.

[relativelyquickly]

Really?! Sweet!

[ and then there's another gust of wind. next thing you know you're being dragged STRAIGHT TO HELL

and by hell I mean the dressing rooms. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[At least my fear of you jumping me in the dressing room has lessened, some.]

You're.

Way into this.

[relativelyquickly]

Should I not be?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I was expecting it.

[I'm vaguelly worried.]

So uh.

Pick a skirt, I guess?

[relativelyquickly]

[ there's a gust of wind, and suddenly they're holding some fucking hot topic shit ]

Eh? Eh?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...I

Guess I can wear that.

[relativelyquickly]

Good! Come on come on come on!

[ BASICALLY JUST DRAGS HIM TO THE DRESSING ROOM ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[OKAY

GOD

I'LL GO IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND START STRIPPING.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ ogle ogle

which is to say, of course they fucking followed you in ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Are you.

Sure you should be in here.
'
[Still stripping.]