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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

I didn't even do that.

I just was hanging around and all the shelves fell.

And a water line broke.

And the kitchen caught on fire.

None of that was my fault.

[It was all his fault.]

[relativelyquickly]

Sooooounds like it totally was, actually.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It was not!

It's not like they were taking too long I started to get annoyed and when I get annoyed bad luck starts happening around me!

[That's exactly what happens.]

[relativelyquickly]

Woah hey are you annoyed right now should I like not be here, or?

[ SCOOTING AWAY? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Quick, say something cool.]

...I don't get annoyed at cute girls.

[...Nailed it.]

[relativelyquickly]

[ QUICK SAY SOMETHING COOL ]

Haha, yeah. I'm cute. Totally cute. Super cute. Actually literally the cutest.

[ N A I L ED I T ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yeah, you are.

Totally.

[He's trying.]

But no, I'm not gonna make your shoelaces come untied and your wallet get lost!

[relativelyquickly]

Ooookay. But, like, what if you do? I super super super need my shoelaces tied, okay?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I dunno, you'll have to deal with it I guess.

Your luck is already super good cause you ran into me.

[relativelyquickly]

Hoooold on. Hold on hold on hold on. Are you, like, some sort of cool kid?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm very cool.

[relativelyquickly]

...Hey. Cool. I'm cool, too.

[ BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you really.

[He's questioning it, despite nobody questioning his.]

[relativelyquickly]

I'm basically the coolest kid there is.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really, what makes you so cool.

Tell me.

[relativelyquickly]

I'm fast...

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's pretty cool.

How fast.

[relativelyquickly]

So fast you can't even see me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

Do you randomly cut people while you're moving.

[relativelyquickly]

Nooooooo. No way! Nononono.






If I cut someone it's on purpose.

[whoslaughingmeow]

But do you randomly cut people deliberately.

[relativelyquickly]

Yes.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That is pretty cool.

I just make things fall on people.

But usually I don't. I'm not supposed to do that cause I'm half human.

[relativelyquickly]

Huh, really? That's cool. Coach is half-human too, but she's a fox. So, like, way cuter? And way less unlucky.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm cute!

And I'm only unlucky for OTHER people.