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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[earlgreyme]

[He has to think, now...]

If I actually do need that much release, then I will concede you know best and acquiesce to your recommendations and advice. [Basically you get to bleed him dry if you want, Kuga.]

Otherwise, I would like you to stop deliberately winding me up during class. [After class is fine, though?]

[extractionfiend]

What about outside of class? [ There's a high chance she's going to start winding you up on your walk to school. ]

[earlgreyme]

I would appreciate if you did not try and wind me up outside of moments like this!

[extractionfiend]

Hmn... I suppose I can see your point. If I were to pounce you [ POUNCE HIM?! ] on your way to school, you'd probably be wound up all day, and that wouldn't really be that much different from me flirting with you in class...

[ Wow, look at all this shit she's just openly admitting to. ]

[earlgreyme]

Like you said, desks being broken is an issue.

[Please do not pounce him.

Or materialize in his room for an 'early breakfast'.]

[extractionfiend]

[ sigh ] I can't exactly show up to your house, either... For several reasons.

[ Which means no midnight snacking, either. ]

I feel like I'm having to give up an awful lot on my end here. [ She has the audacity to pout. ]

[earlgreyme]

I think the terms of the bet are very fair, considering my loss would be akin to placing a buffet sign over my head.

[extractionfiend]

[ She throws her head back with a ] Hah!

I can't say that you're wrong, though. I do consume energy, after all... So I suppose I'll accept those terms, and hope that even if I'm not right, you'll like it so much you'll relent anyway.

[earlgreyme]

Even if I win, I'm really only saying to 'limit your splurge'.

...Besides. [He coughs.]

Is is not as though I know from experience, if anything actually happened with me like this, it would result in a.. bit more time consuming result.

[extractionfiend]

[ She snorts. ] To you, it's 'only saying.'

Buuut... I am your teacher, so I'm willing to put in the effort to exhaust every possibility.

[earlgreyme]

Oh please, continue, I'm sure if you reach a bit more you can pretend this is a crucial part of my education.

[He has a sharp tongue, at least.]

[extractionfiend]

You're a were-beastkin. At least ninety percent of your life is dedicated to the idea of procreation. If that's not crucial, then I don't know what is!

[earlgreyme]

I do not think of procreation that often!

[extractionfiend]

I'm skeptical, but I'm also flexible enough to say that perhaps it was that way before. Once you get a real taste of it, though, we'll see if you change your tune.

[earlgreyme]

That sounds like you expect me to say something lewd in a heated flush like "I c-can only think of your body!"

[extractionfiend]

You young men always do know just what to say to make a girl's heart flutter. [ Said 'girl' says before smooching his forehead. ]

Ready to be mauled?

[earlgreyme]

Oh? You're not going to encourage me to be the one doing the mauling?

Or do you have to train me for that?

[extractionfiend]

Are you saying you want to take the lead, boy?

[earlgreyme]

I-I am just saying I am surprised, is all.

[He barely knows what he'd do.]

[extractionfiend]

[ Time to shuffle that fabulous ass of hers so she can back up against that thing with sass. ]

It sounds like to me that what you're saying is you've got a fantasy you want to play out.

[earlgreyme]

Maybe a revenge fantasy. [He clears his throat.]

I am unsure.

[He's getting more sure by the second, though.]

[extractionfiend]

I heard that, you know.

Honestly, though... Do you realize exactly how much I'd have to hold back in order for you to take out your frustrations for me? Why, I'd have to be practically begging for it. And that would just shatter my reputation as the lady who should be taming the wild beast.

[ Yeah, that's a lot of stupidly unsubtle needling there. ]

[earlgreyme]

I feel like you're practically asking me to pin your ankle down by your head.

[extractionfiend]

I'd like to see that almost as much as you would.

[ Bring it, virgin. ]

[earlgreyme]

[Well he'll just try to sit up, to start with.

He's in a bit of.. the total opposite position, of that.]

Don't blame me if YOUR desk breaks, for the record.