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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[redempathy]

[i have icons now so let's do. something. with like. gross sappy nerds??? idk you come up with something]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[something gross and sappy is good

MAYBE!! Ren is gone or stuck in 'helping Katie' hell so Leo has to basically catsit Fade. OR MAYBE SOMETHING DUMB LIKE 'Leo tries to find something Fade will wear that isn't her Gul uniform or 3000 dollar Goth Loli']

[redempathy]

[but I need my burando, Leo. I NEED IT. WHO CARES IF YOU CAN'T EAT THIS WEEK??

on the other hand we have to keep Ren in comfort so maybe you have a point]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Of course he does, which is why he's carrying in like 400 goddamn bags.

If anything you should be more concerned he knows your measurements.]

Fade.

We need to have a talk.

[redempathy]

[Well shit. Talking usually = expressing yourself which = feelings which = bad news, so she's already decided she doesn't like this conversation before it even starts.]

About what.

[whoslaughingmeow]

About your clothes.

[He's deathly serious.]

You seem to uh.

Not have a lot of variety. [You have two outfits.]

[redempathy]

[oh good it's one of the stupid conversations...

...wait what the fuck did you just say about my clothes you little bi-]

What are you talking about? I have plenty.

[EXCUSE YOU I have AT LEAST, uh. idk four probably???]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You have your gul uniform and your fancy frilly stuff.

[And those probably need tailoring have you SEEN how big your PBs boobs are.]

You wear nothing else.

Ever.

[redempathy]

And what's wrong with that.

I like my "fancy frilly stuff" just fine.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That stuff costs like a million dollars.

And you still only have TWO outfits.

You need at least like, five!

[redempathy]

Oh, please. Don't exaggerate. It doesn't cost nearly that much.

And what are you even talking about? I have more clothes than that.

[They're just all near-identical black dresses that look exactly the same to anyone who isn't me.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I've only ever seen you wear two outfits.

So I went out and scavenged for you.

[Hence the million bags.]

[redempathy]

You're joking.

[whoslaughingmeow]

No.

What, you don't trust my fashion sense?

[Current status: Hoodie, shorts, sandals]

[redempathy]

[Looks him over very

very

slowly

from head to toe and back again.]





You're joking.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Don't get smart, I wear this cause it's comfortable! I can wear nicer clothes!

[He's suddenly self conscious, though.]

[redempathy]

Sure you can.

[So easy.]

Don't worry. It's actually sort of cute on you.

[whoslaughingmeow]

For some reason it doesn't make me happy to get praised, like this.

The point is, you need more clothes, so I got them!

[Don't ask how he knows your measurements, please.]

[redempathy]

[stares through his soul]

Are they going to be the right size?

[She's not sure if she wants the measurements to be accurate or not. Because what does it imply if they are.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yeah, I know all your sizes.

[He's callously admitting it.

Wait.

She might take that the wrong way.]

I MEAN I ASKED KATIE FOR THEM!

[redempathy]

[STARES. THROUGH. HIS SOUL.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really!

I just asked for sizes, that's it!

[redempathy]

I'm not sure I like her knowing them any better, but it does makes sense.

[whoslaughingmeow]

She made that uniform, so it's not like she wouldn't know them naturally anyway.

[He's gonna go through bags.]

I tried to mostly keep stuff simple, I figured you could simple after.

Your other outfits.

[redempathy]

You know, the more you insult my clothes, the less cooperative I'm inclined to be about this.