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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

Come on, I got you a black t-shirt to go with it!

It's cute!

[redempathy]

I'm going to ask two questions, and I want you to answer truthfully.

One. Is there a picture on this shirt.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes.

It's a skull, and the skull is pink.

[redempathy]

...that takes care of the second question, then.

[The question was going to be "is it a picture of a cat" and it would have ended badly for him if the answer was yes. You made the right choice, Leo.

SIGHS HEAVILY and hold out a hand for the clothes. Make it quick.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Here you go.

Look at that tail swish.]

[redempathy]

Shut up.

If I had anything better to do right now, you'd be out of luck.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess I'm really lucky then!

[HE'S AGREEING, TAKE THAT.]

[redempathy]

[NO, DON'T AGREE WITH HER, HOW DARE YOU?]

Ugh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

W-what?!

[redempathy]

You have no sense of discretion at all.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

Okay maybe I am simple, cause I don't get it.

[redempathy]

I know you're just doing all of this to tease me. You could at least be less obvious about it.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not just doing it to tease you!

I want you to have more clothes!

[And I want to see you model them.]

[redempathy]

Why? Do you dislike mine that much?

[whoslaughingmeow]

No, but I think you deserve to wear a lot of different clothes!

[redempathy]

They're just clothes...

[whoslaughingmeow]

So's a dress but Ren was really happy to get one.

I want you to be happy too!

[redempathy]

It's...different when it comes to Ren. [Because I said so.] Why aren't you doing this with her?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm gonna!

But first you, cause you have less!

[redempathy]

I don't think it's that bad...but...if you're going to be so insistent about it...

[whoslaughingmeow]

I definitely will.

[Nod nod, yes, he'll be intolerable, exactly.]

[redempathy]

[why do i even like you

goes to get dressed]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Who knows.

He sure doesn't.]