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[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

About your clothes.

[He's deathly serious.]

You seem to uh.

Not have a lot of variety. [You have two outfits.]

[redempathy]

[oh good it's one of the stupid conversations...

...wait what the fuck did you just say about my clothes you little bi-]

What are you talking about? I have plenty.

[EXCUSE YOU I have AT LEAST, uh. idk four probably???]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You have your gul uniform and your fancy frilly stuff.

[And those probably need tailoring have you SEEN how big your PBs boobs are.]

You wear nothing else.

Ever.

[redempathy]

And what's wrong with that.

I like my "fancy frilly stuff" just fine.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That stuff costs like a million dollars.

And you still only have TWO outfits.

You need at least like, five!

[redempathy]

Oh, please. Don't exaggerate. It doesn't cost nearly that much.

And what are you even talking about? I have more clothes than that.

[They're just all near-identical black dresses that look exactly the same to anyone who isn't me.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I've only ever seen you wear two outfits.

So I went out and scavenged for you.

[Hence the million bags.]

[redempathy]

You're joking.

[whoslaughingmeow]

No.

What, you don't trust my fashion sense?

[Current status: Hoodie, shorts, sandals]

[redempathy]

[Looks him over very

very

slowly

from head to toe and back again.]





You're joking.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Don't get smart, I wear this cause it's comfortable! I can wear nicer clothes!

[He's suddenly self conscious, though.]

[redempathy]

Sure you can.

[So easy.]

Don't worry. It's actually sort of cute on you.

[whoslaughingmeow]

For some reason it doesn't make me happy to get praised, like this.

The point is, you need more clothes, so I got them!

[Don't ask how he knows your measurements, please.]

[redempathy]

[stares through his soul]

Are they going to be the right size?

[She's not sure if she wants the measurements to be accurate or not. Because what does it imply if they are.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yeah, I know all your sizes.

[He's callously admitting it.

Wait.

She might take that the wrong way.]

I MEAN I ASKED KATIE FOR THEM!

[redempathy]

[STARES. THROUGH. HIS SOUL.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really!

I just asked for sizes, that's it!

[redempathy]

I'm not sure I like her knowing them any better, but it does makes sense.

[whoslaughingmeow]

She made that uniform, so it's not like she wouldn't know them naturally anyway.

[He's gonna go through bags.]

I tried to mostly keep stuff simple, I figured you could simple after.

Your other outfits.

[redempathy]

You know, the more you insult my clothes, the less cooperative I'm inclined to be about this.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not insulting them, I'm just saying they're kinda complicated!

Geeze!

[He's pulling out an orange sundress.]

[redempathy]

They only appear complicated to someone with an uncomplicated mind.

[But she SUPPOSES! That she'll INDULGE HIM!! And take a look!!!! IF SHE MUST]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you calling me simple.

[It's pretty standard. It has a nice pattern on it. Ren has one just like it.]

[redempathy]

If I have to explain all my statements to you, what do you think.

[Reaches out to touch the dress thoughtfully. Oh...it is just like Ren's. Though she probably doesn't wear it often...still...matching dresses...]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You say weird stuff.

[You can be cute sisters.

Who kiss sometimes.

And kiss the same boy sometimes.]

It's nice, right?

I know you like orange.