small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

Variety is the spice of life, Fade.

I mean there are skirts in here too, but.

Variety.

[Shorts with thigh highs is an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT APPEAL??]

[redempathy]

Something felt suspicious about the way you just said that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Fade.

I have done nothing wrong.

In my entire life.

[redempathy]

Oh my, is it Opposite Day already?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Name a wrong thing I've ever done, Fade!

[redempathy]

Would you prefer alphabetical or chronological?

[whoslaughingmeow]

gimme top three!

[redempathy]

Indecency. Shamelessness. That outfit.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I mean things everyone hasn't done!

[GOAL POST MOVING.]

L-look, the point is, I have nothing nefarious planned today.

[redempathy]

Doubtful.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Come on, I got you a black t-shirt to go with it!

It's cute!

[redempathy]

I'm going to ask two questions, and I want you to answer truthfully.

One. Is there a picture on this shirt.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes.

It's a skull, and the skull is pink.

[redempathy]

...that takes care of the second question, then.

[The question was going to be "is it a picture of a cat" and it would have ended badly for him if the answer was yes. You made the right choice, Leo.

SIGHS HEAVILY and hold out a hand for the clothes. Make it quick.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Here you go.

Look at that tail swish.]

[redempathy]

Shut up.

If I had anything better to do right now, you'd be out of luck.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess I'm really lucky then!

[HE'S AGREEING, TAKE THAT.]

[redempathy]

[NO, DON'T AGREE WITH HER, HOW DARE YOU?]

Ugh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

W-what?!

[redempathy]

You have no sense of discretion at all.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

Okay maybe I am simple, cause I don't get it.

[redempathy]

I know you're just doing all of this to tease me. You could at least be less obvious about it.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not just doing it to tease you!

I want you to have more clothes!

[And I want to see you model them.]

[redempathy]

Why? Do you dislike mine that much?

[whoslaughingmeow]

No, but I think you deserve to wear a lot of different clothes!