small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[redempathy]

If I have to explain all my statements to you, what do you think.

[Reaches out to touch the dress thoughtfully. Oh...it is just like Ren's. Though she probably doesn't wear it often...still...matching dresses...]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You say weird stuff.

[You can be cute sisters.

Who kiss sometimes.

And kiss the same boy sometimes.]

It's nice, right?

I know you like orange.

[redempathy]

[well of course it sounds weird when you say it like THAT]

It's...not bad. I suppose I could try it on.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's holding it out.

HE'S REALLY GLAD

NOT AS GLAD AS IF THIS WAS WEIRD FETISH STUFF BUT PRETTY GLAD??]

[redempathy]

[We're on the first freaking outfit and you're already this thirsty, unbelievable.

Carefully takes the dress (with a little eyeroll just to make sure he knows SHE'S ONLY DOING THIS TO HUMOR HIM) and goes to. Try it on I guess.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Wow, rude.

He won't be thirsty until the next one.

He'll wait obediently.]

[redempathy]

[Honestly? She's kind of shocked you didn't suggest that she should change right there in front of you. Kind of shocked, tiny bit disappointed.

She returns in a couple minutes wearing the dress, ta-da~. You got the measurements exactly right, you creep. She still looks a little awkward though, because she can shit on Leo all she wants but in the end she's still playing along and wearing something he picked out for her and it's kind of embarrassing.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's really cute.

It's cute on Ren too, but with your hair it makes you almost glow.

[Listen to him offer praise, like a stupid idiot.]

[redempathy]

[b-blushu...]

"Glow"...like a neon sign, you mean. Isn't it too much?

[A whole outfit with no black at all......]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Nah, it's really nice! Especially in autumn!

I mean, you could wear a light black coat over it... or black ribbons in your hair...

[redempathy]

Hmm. I suppose...that could work.

[wait that sounds too generous, dial it back.]

It isn't the worst suggestion you've ever made, anyway.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I know, I've made way worse ones.

But, we also need to talk about pants.

[Pants are important.]

Or, a subsection of pants.

[Pause.]

Shorts, I mean shorts.

[redempathy]

[How high is it possible to raise an eyebrow.]

Speaking of worse suggestions.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Look!

It gets hot sometimes, and you still have to go outside!

[I mean they're??

Shorts.

Kind of short shorts, and denim, but they're shorts.

Also black and orange thigh-highs. Those are critical, with the shorts.]

[redempathy]

[buuuu]

I don't think I've ever worn pants in my life, honestly. What's wrong with a skirt?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Variety is the spice of life, Fade.

I mean there are skirts in here too, but.

Variety.

[Shorts with thigh highs is an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT APPEAL??]

[redempathy]

Something felt suspicious about the way you just said that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Fade.

I have done nothing wrong.

In my entire life.

[redempathy]

Oh my, is it Opposite Day already?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Name a wrong thing I've ever done, Fade!

[redempathy]

Would you prefer alphabetical or chronological?

[whoslaughingmeow]

gimme top three!

[redempathy]

Indecency. Shamelessness. That outfit.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I mean things everyone hasn't done!

[GOAL POST MOVING.]

L-look, the point is, I have nothing nefarious planned today.

[redempathy]

Doubtful.