small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

Nah, it's really nice! Especially in autumn!

I mean, you could wear a light black coat over it... or black ribbons in your hair...

[redempathy]

Hmm. I suppose...that could work.

[wait that sounds too generous, dial it back.]

It isn't the worst suggestion you've ever made, anyway.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I know, I've made way worse ones.

But, we also need to talk about pants.

[Pants are important.]

Or, a subsection of pants.

[Pause.]

Shorts, I mean shorts.

[redempathy]

[How high is it possible to raise an eyebrow.]

Speaking of worse suggestions.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Look!

It gets hot sometimes, and you still have to go outside!

[I mean they're??

Shorts.

Kind of short shorts, and denim, but they're shorts.

Also black and orange thigh-highs. Those are critical, with the shorts.]

[redempathy]

[buuuu]

I don't think I've ever worn pants in my life, honestly. What's wrong with a skirt?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Variety is the spice of life, Fade.

I mean there are skirts in here too, but.

Variety.

[Shorts with thigh highs is an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT APPEAL??]

[redempathy]

Something felt suspicious about the way you just said that.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Fade.

I have done nothing wrong.

In my entire life.

[redempathy]

Oh my, is it Opposite Day already?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Name a wrong thing I've ever done, Fade!

[redempathy]

Would you prefer alphabetical or chronological?

[whoslaughingmeow]

gimme top three!

[redempathy]

Indecency. Shamelessness. That outfit.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

I mean things everyone hasn't done!

[GOAL POST MOVING.]

L-look, the point is, I have nothing nefarious planned today.

[redempathy]

Doubtful.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Come on, I got you a black t-shirt to go with it!

It's cute!

[redempathy]

I'm going to ask two questions, and I want you to answer truthfully.

One. Is there a picture on this shirt.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yes.

It's a skull, and the skull is pink.

[redempathy]

...that takes care of the second question, then.

[The question was going to be "is it a picture of a cat" and it would have ended badly for him if the answer was yes. You made the right choice, Leo.

SIGHS HEAVILY and hold out a hand for the clothes. Make it quick.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Here you go.

Look at that tail swish.]

[redempathy]

Shut up.

If I had anything better to do right now, you'd be out of luck.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I guess I'm really lucky then!

[HE'S AGREEING, TAKE THAT.]

[redempathy]

[NO, DON'T AGREE WITH HER, HOW DARE YOU?]

Ugh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

W-what?!