[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[naturen]

[ serious baroo head tilt like "Eh?" ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Hello. There.

[naturen]

H... Hi.

[ Shy giant is shy. ]

I like your singing.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Really?

[He's aghast.

Nobody has ever said that before!]

[naturen]

[ shyly nods ] Uh-huh.

Actually... I've, uh... l-liked it for a while.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...You've heard me sing before?

[naturen]

U-Uhm, well...

[ poking her fingers together and looking slightly away ]

D-Do you remember... last winter?

[whoslaughingmeow]

....

What part of it, specifically.

[I DON'T REMEMBER ANY GIANTS..]

[naturen]

You... s-spent a lot of it on top of a... hill. There were a lot of people with you at first, but then they... disappeared?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Yeah, I remember that.

[naturen]

[ ... ]

I was... the hill.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Oh my god I camped out for over a month on a lady.]

...You were.

[naturen]

M-Mmn.

Giants, you know... we... s-sleep during the winter. After... p-pulling up the ground over us. Kind of like... a blanket? S-So...

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Oh....

[naturen]

Y... Yeah.

Y-Your singing on nights with a full moon were the best, though!

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I..I have a fan...!]

A-aha, well, that brings out the best!

[naturen]

R-Really? Why?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Catfolk love the moon!

[naturen]

[ ... ] Ah!

Is... Is it because it sometimes looks like a gold coin?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Plus it makes the night brighter!

[naturen]

Can't you already see good in the dark?

[whoslaughingmeow]

If there's a little light.

[naturen]

I see...

S-Sorry if that's... a s-stupid question. I've never... a-actually met a catperson before.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ha.. it's alright.

[naturen]

[ Sigh. And he's nice, too! No wonder he was mobbed by fans! ]

U-Uhm...! Could... Could I hear more? Please?