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'Leo' - Yuri Shrieves ([personal profile] whoslaughingmeow) wrote in [community profile] theboxandthehound2015-09-09 05:32 pm

[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!


[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I-It's not really a problem, since... I don't exactly have anywhere I have to be.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Nnh. [ head shake ] I can sleep anywhere.

Hey! Maybe I can be like... your personal winter home.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I mean, it's... n-not everyone who can say they have a winter home wherever they go. Right?

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ He already did it between 'em. What's the diff? ]

A-And since you'll be practicing... You will be practicing, right?

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
Phew.

Uhm...! S-So since... you'd be practicing, well... That... That'd be all I'd need, really.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
R... Really?!

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, but. ]

You mean it?

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-11 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ !! ]

I-If you weren't so small, I'd... p-pick you up and kiss you!

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-12 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes!

E-Er, well... I mean... Wh-What I should say is... "If I weren't so big..."

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
U-Uhm, well... M-Maybe... If I...

[ She kisses the tip of her finger, then very, very gently brings it to the side of his face. ]

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's trying not to retract it too hastily, but she's... got the face like "D'oh! I did a dumb." ]

S-Sorry. That was... a little too forward, huh.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's... the best I can't do without... sh-shrinking down.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
W-With spells, yeah. I... always carry a couple. Just in case.

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