'Leo' - Yuri Shrieves (
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theboxandthehound2015-09-09 05:32 pm
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[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]
[Hello.
I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.
Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.
Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]
Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!
[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]
I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.
Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.
Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]
Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!
[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]
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Hey! Maybe I can be like... your personal winter home.
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That's true..
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A-And since you'll be practicing... You will be practicing, right?
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Of course!
You'll be first to hear all my new songs!
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Uhm...! S-So since... you'd be practicing, well... That... That'd be all I'd need, really.
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You mean it?
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I-If you weren't so small, I'd... p-pick you up and kiss you!
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Really?
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E-Er, well... I mean... Wh-What I should say is... "If I weren't so big..."
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[ She kisses the tip of her finger, then very, very gently brings it to the side of his face. ]
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S-Sorry. That was... a little too forward, huh.
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Cute.
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