[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[naturen]

[ clapping as quietly as she can ]

Th-That was great!

I wish... I had something to give you.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well if she wasn't a giant this is where he'd turn on his (pitiful) game, but..]

You don't need to worry about that, I was singing to no one before I noticed you, anyway.

[naturen]

M-Maybe so, but... I'd like to do s-something for you. Especially since you helped me sleep so well.

[ SHIT. TASTE. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Haha..well...I'm not sure what that could be!

[naturen]

[ SUPER HOPEFUL ] Do you need a groupie?

[whoslaughingmeow]

A groupie?

[REN PLS]

[naturen]

Y-Yeah! You know...

[ She shuffles so she's sitting on her knees instead of crouching. ]

S-Someone that... f-follows you while you're on tour?

Oh! Or maybe... I could be your body guard? Though I'm not... allowed in m-most villages...

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ahaha...well, you could do the first perhaps!

But I'm not exactly..following a set course.

[naturen]

I-It's not really a problem, since... I don't exactly have anywhere I have to be.

[whoslaughingmeow]

But don't you have a favorite spot in winter?

[naturen]

Nnh. [ head shake ] I can sleep anywhere.

Hey! Maybe I can be like... your personal winter home.

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah... really?

[naturen]

Yeah! I mean, it's... n-not everyone who can say they have a winter home wherever they go. Right?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Ren he's gonna camp on your boobs]

That's true..

[naturen]

[ He already did it between 'em. What's the diff? ]

A-And since you'll be practicing... You will be practicing, right?

[whoslaughingmeow]

[NOW HE KNOWS!!]

Of course!

You'll be first to hear all my new songs!

[naturen]

Phew.

Uhm...! S-So since... you'd be practicing, well... That... That'd be all I'd need, really.

[whoslaughingmeow]

H-ha... I'm grateful to have such a...kind, winter home.

[naturen]

R... Really?!

[whoslaughingmeow]

Of course!

[naturen]

[ Okay, but. ]

You mean it?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Of course I mean it!

[naturen]

[ !! ]

I-If you weren't so small, I'd... p-pick you up and kiss you!

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah?

Really?

[naturen]

Yes!

E-Er, well... I mean... Wh-What I should say is... "If I weren't so big..."