[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[naturen]

[ shyly nods ] Uh-huh.

Actually... I've, uh... l-liked it for a while.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...You've heard me sing before?

[naturen]

U-Uhm, well...

[ poking her fingers together and looking slightly away ]

D-Do you remember... last winter?

[whoslaughingmeow]

....

What part of it, specifically.

[I DON'T REMEMBER ANY GIANTS..]

[naturen]

You... s-spent a lot of it on top of a... hill. There were a lot of people with you at first, but then they... disappeared?

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Yeah, I remember that.

[naturen]

[ ... ]

I was... the hill.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Oh my god I camped out for over a month on a lady.]

...You were.

[naturen]

M-Mmn.

Giants, you know... we... s-sleep during the winter. After... p-pulling up the ground over us. Kind of like... a blanket? S-So...

[whoslaughingmeow]

...Oh....

[naturen]

Y... Yeah.

Y-Your singing on nights with a full moon were the best, though!

[whoslaughingmeow]

[I..I have a fan...!]

A-aha, well, that brings out the best!

[naturen]

R-Really? Why?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Catfolk love the moon!

[naturen]

[ ... ] Ah!

Is... Is it because it sometimes looks like a gold coin?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Plus it makes the night brighter!

[naturen]

Can't you already see good in the dark?

[whoslaughingmeow]

If there's a little light.

[naturen]

I see...

S-Sorry if that's... a s-stupid question. I've never... a-actually met a catperson before.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ha.. it's alright.

[naturen]

[ Sigh. And he's nice, too! No wonder he was mobbed by fans! ]

U-Uhm...! Could... Could I hear more? Please?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Of course!

[He strums a few...]

Fairies come in colors all,
with pretty little wings.
They flit around like hummingbirds,
investigating things.

Fairies are a friendly sort,
and like to gossip, too.
But don't make fun of Fairies, or
they won't be nice to you.

Fairies are mischievous things
and play an awful lot.
So if you plan on trusting one
you really'd rather not.

Fairies are remarkable;
So different from the rest.
But if you have one as a friend,
Don't count yourself as blessed.

[naturen]

[ clapping as quietly as she can ]

Th-That was great!

I wish... I had something to give you.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Well if she wasn't a giant this is where he'd turn on his (pitiful) game, but..]

You don't need to worry about that, I was singing to no one before I noticed you, anyway.

[naturen]

M-Maybe so, but... I'd like to do s-something for you. Especially since you helped me sleep so well.

[ SHIT. TASTE. ]