[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!

[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

Comments

[naturen]

[ Okay, but. ]

You mean it?

[whoslaughingmeow]

Of course I mean it!

[naturen]

[ !! ]

I-If you weren't so small, I'd... p-pick you up and kiss you!

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah?

Really?

[naturen]

Yes!

E-Er, well... I mean... Wh-What I should say is... "If I weren't so big..."

[whoslaughingmeow]

W-well, knowing you would is enough!

[naturen]

U-Uhm, well... M-Maybe... If I...

[ She kisses the tip of her finger, then very, very gently brings it to the side of his face. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

A-ah...t-that's plenty!

[naturen]

[ She's trying not to retract it too hastily, but she's... got the face like "D'oh! I did a dumb." ]

S-Sorry. That was... a little too forward, huh.

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's.

Cute.

[naturen]

It's... the best I can't do without... sh-shrinking down.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You can do that?

[naturen]

W-With spells, yeah. I... always carry a couple. Just in case.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ohh..

[naturen]

Though it's... n-not really a "shrink down" spell. More like a... polymorph spell. From giant to human.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh, I see...

[naturen]

Yeah. I don't like it very much, so... I don't use it unless I really have to.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I see, yeah.

It'd be strange to be so.. different..

[naturen]

Humans are really weak.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah.. yeah, compared to giants.

[naturen]

Y-Yeah. So I feel... kinda sick when I change.

[ Or as most people would put it, she feels naked without an additional 25 feet or so of height. ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Y-yeah, I get it!

[naturen]

M-Mmn!

[ She nods one more time, then... ]

I'm sorry. You... You should probably just... ignore me, and go back to practicing.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...this might be good inspiration, though..

[naturen]

Hohh?