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theboxandthehound2015-09-09 05:32 pm
whoslaughingmeow) wrote in theboxandthehound2015-09-09 05:32 pm
[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]
[Hello.
I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.
Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.
Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]
Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!
[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]
I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.
Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.
Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]
Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!
[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]
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[ She nods one more time, then... ]
I'm sorry. You... You should probably just... ignore me, and go back to practicing.
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[ Phew! ] You don't know how... m-much it'd mean to us... to me... to hear something that's... not about how dumb we are... or how mean we are... or beanstalks... Geez.
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[ ... Ah! ] S-Sorry.
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...If it helps, you make a very good impression.
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