Big Prose-Y Prompt Post

Here's a list of prompts and what not I'd like to do. OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF THESE TREND RISQUE but most can. Probably go in different direction, if you want?

Anyway I'm screening this so you can HIDE YOUR SHAME and if you tag here I'll PP you or Discord you or w/e to set up a post somewhere so we have pretendy funtimes. Some of these are stolen from others, so.

Generic Sacrifice/Slayer Shit

Dragon/monster over the village is given a 'sacrifice' under the misunderstanding that they eat people (in the literal sense) but really they don't and are kind of just put off by the whole thing. Except the person they were given is now basically written off as dead and won't be allowed back home due to monster stink, so the monster lets them stick around. Bonus points for the monster being a colossal loser who actually probably needs someone around to hassle them lest they waste away their monster life. Likely including extreme UST because the monster really does bang people and the sacrifice has to stare the fact they are trash who would bang a monster in the face. Alternatively a monster slayer who cannot handle what a fucking loser their Mark is and just kind of feels bad

[History Channel Voice] ALIENS

Congrats, you've been recruited by some sort of secret organization, or maybe aliens? The point is, you're in a new place and can't leave, and don't know where. You do know why, though; they're looking to see you mate. Maybe aliens are just curious? Or maybe this is an experiment and the other person is some weird non-human. Either way, get to it. The other person might also be new or they might be used to this by now. If you're really opposed, don't worry. Your captors have included a sex pollen feature to facilitate things if you're especially stubborn.

Better than Dawn of Justice

Some sort of hero/villain dynamic, maybe magical girl/villain or dumb cop/phantom thief thing? Lots of UST and the hero is either kind of into the villain or just wants to push them down and make them cry, Like maybe the hero totally outs themselves as super trash and decides to just kind of bully and top the villain as punishment after finally getting them. Or the reverse, of course.

There is literally an anime about this now but I did it first

You know what a guardian angel is, right? This is like the opposite. For whatever reason, some divine entity, good or evil, decided you were too pure, and sent a vehicle of sin or tempt you. And not in the 'oh no, they're hot' sort of way. In the 'can literally compel you to want to be lazy or gluttonous' way. Of course, you're strong enough to resist, right? The question is how long. Nobody else can see this spirit either, so enjoy looking crazy. You can still whack 'em in the head if you really want to, though. MAYBE IF YOU BANG THEM, THEY'LL LEAVE? Or maybe that's a trap, and by doing it you've failed, and are now doomed to hell. Who knows.

There is literally a manga about this and I didn't do it first

Something with lucid dreaming, like maybe both people are lucid dreamers but suck at actually making people in their dreams so WHOOPS, WHO IS THIS PERSON? Lots of dumb dream magic bullshit as they don't realize the other person is real. Alternative: Lucid Dreamer vs. Some sort of dream monster or demon, they want to leech the dreamer's energy but the Lucid Dreamer is just messing with them. Maybe even something like the lucid dreamer not being fully aware of how much they can control stuff, and realizing it in the course of messing with the intruder.

Kill La Kill Season 2

Both parties are exploring some old dusty shop full of boring shit, and find some clothes. One of them tries it on, unaware the clothing has it's own personality and things to do. Could be something like a maid outfit, or princess dress, or some kemonomimi garbage outfit. The victim tries to resist and keeps flipping back and forth as the person with them has to deal with a potentially unreasonable personality in the clothes. Alternatively, the second party engineered the situation themselves, and takes advantage of it. Or y'know. Tries too and is unaware of how unreasonable the now in-conflict victim is.

Welcome to the American Medical System

You signed a document at a docter's office and next thing you know you are in a white room. Apparently you agreed to be a test subject for a new variety of experiments in, uh. Everything. You know. Body modification, new drugs, that sort of thing. This is why you always read things before you sign them. Unless you didn't even sign them, and have indeed never been in a doctor's office, in which case this is why you read the terms of service on your iOS updates before clicking 'agree'. File that away for future use, in the brain you may only have for a slightly more limited amount of time.

OBVIOUSLY THESE MAY BE CUSTOMIZED

Anyway, like I said; tags screened, I'll contact, we can lock posts obv if you want, nice slow burn psl shit as I try to regain my RP footing

[RPG Trash]

[So, Obsidian.

Your big dumb tank husband...you know.

Stood in the fire today. A lot. A lot of fire standing.

What are you gonna do about that.]

small idiot post

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help
jawsfive: (Dark Tide)
[personal profile] jawsfive2016-07-08 11:34 pm

[test post.]

A

[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.

Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.

And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]

B

[Do you like fishing.

It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.

Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.

C

[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]

[garbage post]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

MUSE LIST




» Yuri 'Leo' Shrieves
(Original)
Extremely short cat boy. May be part lion. Comes in Fake Furry, Quarter Furry, and Half-Furry flavors. Generally a shit disturber. Kind of M. Lives on giving others grief. References!




» Ichirou 'Silver' Matsuoka
(Original)
The big, dumb, bara guy. Shockingly kind. A little shameless. Will tease relentless. A good heart but rather immature.Reference!





» Susan Elizabeth DeRay
Original
TSUN TSUN. DERE DERE. Extremely Tsundere Mage girl. Kind of arrogant. Extremely grumpy.




» Galaxia, Dragon of Time and Space
Original
Shitty dragon child. Used to be a carp. Pretends to be Do-S but is actually Do-M. Controls time and space and grants powers to people who have coitus with him. Unrepentantly lazy. Unrepentantly cheap. Unrepentantly trash, really. Vaguelly amoral. Tries not to form connections.





» Bernadette Fabre
Original
Enormous, stocky bear girl. Kinda rough. Lacks couth. Unable to really control emotions.




» Prince Morgan
Original
Prince of a Magic Kingdom. Enormous nerd. Kind of naive. Bad at interacting with people on an equal level. Generally nice, but very used to you being Beneath Him.





» Claudia De Montauban
Original
This Knight Girl wants to be Hardcore, but her father won't let her. Then he died. Brash, angry, kind of shonen.




» Foley
(Original)
Thief with a heart of...trash. Catboy with a demonic arm, thinks he's hot shit, but may or may not be plain old shit. Phantom Thief by night, garbage by day.





» Gray Ikuhara
Original
Mage. Catdog...boy..person. Seemingly perfect in every way, but actually kind of a huge mess. Tsundere. Switchy. Can hulk out into a were-beast, and is insecure about it.




» Leonardo Blah Blah Blah
(Original)
Chuuni vampire. Tall, lanky, and breaks at the drop of a hat. Constantly malnourished, pale, and nerdy. Expect lots of speeches about darkness.

code by barbarycoast

TRASH POST

[Look at this enormous, red-skinned monster huffing passive aggressively at you, Obsidian.]

Hmmmph.

[...It's surreal to see a giant Oni being PA and huffy.]

[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]

[Hello.

It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.

The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.

ALTERNATIVELY

Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.

...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.

But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..

ALSO ALTERNATIVELY

idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]
earlgreyme: (Palm Court)
[personal profile] earlgreyme2016-04-17 08:49 pm

[More Testing]

[Wherever you are, you come across a large vase. It might be in a corner, or in a hallway, or in your room.. it could be anywhere, really.

It's.

Moving, occasionally.


Alternatively, there's a fucking nerd reading his nerd books in a library you found yourself in what are you going to do surrounded by all this knowledge and also a fucking nerd??

I mean, the nerd is, for the record, focusing on the same page for a very, very long time.]

[garbage test post]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]
arfpologies: (cut your me loose)

[Voice Test]

[So hey.

There's trash everywhere, right.

Like everywhere, there's some sort of trash pile. Actual ones I mean, not the sentient kind, like the kind writing this.

There's a fucking. Guy just picking through a pile of trash, his tail flicking everywhere, making cheerful noises. Yes he has a tail.]

DOMESTIC STUFF??

[For all fluffy domestic trash.]

CHRISTMAS PSL POST

[I super love the holidays so this is for terrible winter/Christmas PSLs

Trees, Hot Chocolate, Shared Scarfs, Blankets, Lights, Kareoke, All that stuff.]

MUSE LIST/SHIPPY/TRASH POST




» Yuri 'Leo' Shrieves
(Original)
Extremely short cat boy. May be part lion. Comes in Fake Furry, Quarter Furry, and Half-Furry flavors. Generally a shit disturber. Kind of M. Lives on giving others grief. References!




» Ichirou 'Silver' Matsuoka
(Original)
The big, dumb, bara guy. Shockingly kind. A little shameless. Will tease relentless. A good heart but rather immature.Reference!





» Susan Elizabeth 'Sapphire' DeRay
Original
TSUN TSUN. DERE DERE. Extremely Tsundere Mage girl. Kind of arrogant. Extremely grumpy.




» Galaxia, Dragon of Time and Space
Original
Shitty dragon child. Used to be a carp. Pretends to be Do-S but is actually Do-M. Controls time and space and grants powers to people who have coitus with him. Unrepentantly lazy. Unrepentantly cheap. Unrepentantly trash, really. Vaguelly amoral. Tries not to form connections.





» Bernadette Fabre
Original
Enormous, stocky bear girl. Kinda rough. Lacks couth. Unable to really control emotions.




» Prince Morgan
Original
Prince of a Magic Kingdom. Enormous nerd. Kind of naive. Bad at interacting with people on an equal level. Generally nice, but very used to you being Beneath Him.





» Claudia De Montauban
Original
This Knight Girl wants to be Hardcore, but her father won't let her. Then he died. Brash, angry, kind of shonen.

code by barbarycoast


SHIP WITH ME

OR SIN WITH ME

OR SHIPSIN WITH ME

Generic PSL Stuff

[I want to play dumb fluffy cat trash people play it with me

here have generic starters


Did you just open a door? You probably did. Doors are useful and enable access to many places. It is likely that without doors society would be significantly less advanced than it currently is. However doors have a downside, and that is that shitty children can put buckets of stuff on top of the door for you when you come in. Glitter, water, paint? Harmless joke as you come home or ruining your suit before an important business meeting?? It's up to you. Just know a shitty child is watching and cackling from a distance.

OR

A shitty cat child lept at a bird on a tree and smacked right into the fucking branch and fell. Except then he does that extremely cat-like thing where he land and pretends HE TOTALLY MEANT TO EAT SHIT DON'T JUDGE HIM HIS FACE IS ALL RED BECAUSE THAT'S IN STYLE SHUT UP.

Or whatever you want. PLS SPECIF IF YOU WANT 25% OR 50% FURRY GARBAGE

If you want any of my other characters too that's cool just say.]

fucking trash 2.0??

i am trying to expand by trash limits so let's be trash or NOT TRASH EVEN?

that thing w/ the toys where someone has some in them and has to go about their day like normal, just like my hentais
corruption
predator/prey
HEAT
FLUFFY FUCKIN LOVE CONFESSIONS
hatesex
VIOLENT FACEFUCKING
really fucking gay rivalry (or also straight rivalry)
LAST DAY ON EARTH
some really just atrociously bad and ridiculous sex. like, lemon whores, except everyone involved is completely serious about it
is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon (my final boss can't be this cute)
they're not dragon dildos they're tyranid terrain
prisoner and jailer
liege and knight
student and teacher
caught thief
size difference
competitive sex
b-but someone might catch us!!!
stranded
some fucking domestic-ass fluffy bullshit
voluntary obedience (but the obedient one is really fuckin mad about it)
usage of magic/super powers for erotic purposes
some kind of mind control trash?? either voluntary or not
THIS STARTED AS A FIGHT BUT NOW WE'RE JUST BONING
compelled to listen to the other party via some effect but not actually mind controlled (and so fucking mad over it)
face-stepping (IT WAS GONNA BE IN HERE)
some shit happens and both parties get hit with some 'turned on' shit and are awk about it
someone who isn't an animal is suddenly some variety of animal person

non porn versions of any of these

now with new characters b/c why not voice test with smut

Leo Shitty 5' catboy, comes in half furry and quarter furry flavors
Galaxia Even shittier 5'4 dragonboy, utter garbage
Sapphire/Susan Cute mage girl
Silver Giant bara pompdaork
Bernadette RIDICULOUSLY GIGANTIC BEAR GIRL, usually glamored to look human though, can either be a fucking angry bandit or an even more angry student of a magic academy
Prince Morgan cute mage boy, naive and slightly cueless, can be a shithead, Silver's first crush.

[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!


[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

WORTHLESS FURRY TRASH POST BECAUSE I'M GARBAGE

[Hello

Would you like to run into a shitty cat somewhere?? Go ahead.

Maybe he's fucking falling out of a tree.

Maybe he just SWALLOWED A FUCKING ENTIRE PIGEON PRACTICALLY WHOLE AND COUGHED OUT FEATHERS.

MAYBE HE'S EATING OUT OF YOUR TRASH CAN

It's important to note that his hair is long and mess, like a mane, and his ears and teeth are FUCKIN' HUGE. Oh, and his hands and feet are totally furry, with big dumb claw hands and furry claw feet. He looks, in general, kinda primal-looking.

OTHER OPTIONS I GUESS?

- Caught in a cage for some reason idk being sold or in furry jail who knows
- Caught in a trap for actual, literal cats.
- Entwined in yarn and convinced it's SINISTER MAGICKS]

SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.