[Voice Test]

[arfpologies]

[So hey.

There's trash everywhere, right.

Like everywhere, there's some sort of trash pile. Actual ones I mean, not the sentient kind, like the kind writing this.

There's a fucking. Guy just picking through a pile of trash, his tail flicking everywhere, making cheerful noises. Yes he has a tail.]

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[underperformer]

[ ...Hm.

Somehow the fact that he somehow ended up in a trash heap apparently isn't all that surprising. ]

What are you looking for?

[arfpologies]

Treasure.

[Wag wag.]

[underperformer]

Treasure?

[arfpologies]

Yep.

[Rustle rustle.

HERE, LOOK AT THIS TOTALLY AWESOME

Hunk of broken glass.]

[underperformer]

[ ...Well, this is a dog he's talking to. ]

I guess it is.

[arfpologies]

That's right, see!

It has such a smooth edge here, despite being broken! That's super rare, you know!

[underperformer]

[ ...Bab. ]

It is?

[arfpologies]

Uh huh, completely rare!

[underperformer]

Can I take a look?

[arfpologies]

[Yes, here.

Look at this cool.

Piece of glass that looks like glass.]

[underperformer]

[Look he can humor the dumb woof. He sort of thinks it's cute, anyway.]

Oh, neat.

[arfpologies]

It's more than neat, it's super rare!

[...It's going in the bag.


Full of other garbage.]

[underperformer]

Is this a hobby of yours?

[timedog]

Woah, hey! Did you find anything good?

[arfpologies]

Uh huh!

[WAG.]

[timedog]

Wow! What is it?

[arfpologies]

[It's a ball.

A deflated ball.

With a hole on each side.]

[timedog]

[ wow, it's fucking nothing ]

Wow! That's really cool!

[oncolor]

[ well. ok. weirder things have happened to her at this point. ]

Looking for something? What is it? Can I help?

[arfpologies]

Treasure.

[IN THIS MOUND OF REFUSE.]

[oncolor]

But this is a dump.

[ it sure is. ]

You throw something away?