[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]

[collectionday]

[Hello.

It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.

The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.

ALTERNATIVELY

Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.

...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.

But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..

ALSO ALTERNATIVELY

idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]

Comments

[withabandon]

[ or maybe this fucker just landed on you, straight up ]

[collectionday]

[I CAN SLEEP THROUGH THIS

WATCH ME

I SLEPT THROUGH VESUVIUS.]

[withabandon]

[ well, yeah, but ]

Eh? What did you step on. . . ?

[ the hippogriff digs its claws into you. kneading. like a cat ]

[collectionday]

[OW, OW, OOOOW.]

Do you mind.

[withabandon]

Oh? Oh! It's a person—!?

Hahaha! What are you doing on the ground?

[collectionday]

Attempting to sleep.

[withabandon]

The floor is no place to sleep, though~

[collectionday]

It's warm.

[withabandon]

Is it? Let me see, let me see~

[ hops off hippogriff => lands next to him ]

[feastyoureye]

[ S I G H ]

[how can someone so amazing and perfect also be so garbage...]

Ma~ster, wake u~p.

[collectionday]

why.

[Eyes completely shut.]

[feastyoureye]

It's the middle of the afternoon, for one thing. For another, you're napping in trash again...

[collectionday]

...

Does time really matter if you're immortal?

[Also trash.]

[feastyoureye]

Just because you're immortal is no reason not to live in the moment! Come on come on~, get up~. Let's do something fun~

[collectionday]

[Okay fine you twisted his arm metaphorically literally it might come off.]

Like what?

[feastyoureye]

Li~ke...may~be...we could go on a da~te?

[collectionday]

A date?

[Right.

That's.

People like that, don't they.]

...I guess we could.

[telltailheart]

[ what is this garbage??? weird spacetime powers

just like those people I hate ]

Oi! You! What in the hell are you up to?!

[collectionday]

....Nothing?

[It's always nothing.]

[telltailheart]

[ ba-bump ]

Do you wanna try that again? What's your name, dumbass?

[collectionday]

Galaxia, the Consumer Of Time and Space.

[Completely.

Straight.

Faced.]

[telltailheart]

Oh my god.

That's actually your name. That's amazing.

[collectionday]

Why wouldn't it be.

[telltailheart]

Because it's stupid?

[collectionday]

It's a perfectly acceptable name.