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[totallyclawsome]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]

Comments

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[desensitization]

[A rather small lady (5'0" or so) in a cute casual dress + a labcoat is kind of watching in fascination. She doesn't react like a normal person would (fear? shock?) but yet her face does show some kind of surprise! on it.]

Ohhhhh . . .

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[totallyclawsome]

[Oh god someone saw.

Someone saw.

Let's just.

Laugh outloud, to nothing.

Like it was a joke. A funny joke. I did it deliberately.]

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[desensitization]

A comedy skit . . . ?

[LOOKS LEFT, LOOKS RIGHT.

?????????]

Or perhaps mentally unstable . . . ?

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[totallyclawsome]

...

The first one.

It was the first one.

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[desensitization]

Oh yes, I see. What is the skit about?

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[totallyclawsome]

...

...

...

Jokes.

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[desensitization]

Tell me one.

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[methanosarcina]

[ claps? you were almost cool, and that's what counts. ]

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[totallyclawsome]

[NO

SOMEONE SAW!!]

....That was intended.

[methanosarcina]

It was cute~♥! Such a terrifying beast, letting out such a cute cry.

[totallyclawsome]

..I intended to be cute.

It was a show.

[methanosarcina]

We'll choose to believe you. After all, a beast pretending to be a human like you could definitely ♥destroy♥ me!

[totallyclawsome]

You're giving me a lot of credit just cause I got ears and a tail. Ain't even that are.

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[grimandproper]

[ I'll bet putting my foot on your back and pushing counts for "breaking their concentration," huh? ]

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[totallyclawsome]

[There's a screech as he falls out of view and then...

Well, there's no satisfying 'splat'.

Instead he pokes his head up over the ledge after a second.]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

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[grimandproper]

[ Naturally, she leaned over to look when she didn't hear a splat. Now she has to jump back as there's this sudden FACE in her face! ]

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?! Why are you still alive?

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[totallyclawsome]

So you were trying to kill me!

[He's scrambling back up onto the ledge.]

What the hell's your problem, frills!

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[grimandproper]

No... I was trying to see if you would die. [ BIG difference. ]

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[totallyclawsome]

AND WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF I HAD?!

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[withabandon]

[ does a giant hippogriff picking you up count as breaking concentration ]

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[totallyclawsome]

[yES.

SCREECH.]

[withabandon]

[ bro it's just fuckin with u calm the actual f down ]

[ also this cute person is skipping to the ledge ]

Ahh~! There you are, you can't just disappear like that. . . eh? What's that you have there?

[totallyclawsome]

[IT'S A GIANT BIRDHORSE.]

A person.

[withabandon]

[ A CUTE HIPPOGRIFF THOUGH ]

Oho~ So it is. Hello, person! It looks like you've made a friend, huh?

[totallyclawsome]

Is that what this is.

Isn't this how hawks pick up mice.