small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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Ooookay. But, like, what if you do? I super super super need my shoelaces tied, okay?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I dunno, you'll have to deal with it I guess.

Your luck is already super good cause you ran into me.

[relativelyquickly]

Hoooold on. Hold on hold on hold on. Are you, like, some sort of cool kid?

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm very cool.

[relativelyquickly]

...Hey. Cool. I'm cool, too.

[ BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE COOL BE ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you really.

[He's questioning it, despite nobody questioning his.]

[relativelyquickly]

I'm basically the coolest kid there is.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really, what makes you so cool.

Tell me.

[relativelyquickly]

I'm fast...

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's pretty cool.

How fast.

[relativelyquickly]

So fast you can't even see me.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...

Do you randomly cut people while you're moving.

[relativelyquickly]

Nooooooo. No way! Nononono.






If I cut someone it's on purpose.

[whoslaughingmeow]

But do you randomly cut people deliberately.

[relativelyquickly]

Yes.

[whoslaughingmeow]

That is pretty cool.

I just make things fall on people.

But usually I don't. I'm not supposed to do that cause I'm half human.

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Huh, really? That's cool. Coach is half-human too, but she's a fox. So, like, way cuter? And way less unlucky.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm cute!

And I'm only unlucky for OTHER people.

[relativelyquickly]

Woah hey I didn't say you weren't cute! You're super cute. She's just cuter.

[whoslaughingmeow]

fine, I guess I can accept that.

Maybe.

I guess.

[relativelyquickly]

[ woosh

wow what a mysterious gust of wind that just unbuckled your pants??? ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[WHAT

He grabs them.]

What was that.

[relativelyquickly]

Who knoooows?

[ you were totally bein ogled, tho ]

[whoslaughingmeow]

I don't think wind normally does that.

[relativelyquickly]

What it totally does. It's really strong!