SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[collectionday]

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.

Comments

[collectionday]

[STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF]

...So you're saying I'm wasting it.

[I'm okay with that.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Yes, master.

[collectionday]

[...Sloooowly lying down with head in a pile of empty chip bags.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ did you mean: GET YOUR FACE STEPPED ON ]

[collectionday]

[Mrfg.]

What are you doing. Stop that.

[reusedandrecycled]

Make me!

[collectionday]

I'll cut your arm off with my tail.

[Still not even moving though like a lazy piece of shit.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Do it!

[collectionday]

I will.

I'll flick your arm right off!

[Still not moving.]

[reusedandrecycled]

I'm waiting.

[collectionday]

Fine.

[He sort of.

Lazily flicks his tail and HOLY SHIT YOUR ARM IS GONE except he's just folding space so it's in the bathroom.

You can even feel the bathtub faucet dripping on it.]

[reusedandrecycled]

A-ah, Master -- ! I-I'm so sorry I --

[reusedandrecycled]

...

[ MOVES HER ARM AROUND ]

You didn't cut it off.

[collectionday]

....

[He's still pretending the tail flick matters and WHOOPS THERE'S YOUR OTHER ARM GONE.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ GRINDS HER HEEL INTO HIS FACE ]

[collectionday]

[Okay this is turning me on a lot but I feel like I should establish dominance.]

If I do something 'cool' will you relent.

[Also don't notice my deeper blushing and tail tapping about]

[reusedandrecycled]

I want you to make me yours.

[collectionday]

[...Oh.]

...Carnally?

[Your arms pop back on.]

[reusedandrecycled]

...Well, yeah, but also...just in general. That's why you were marking me, remember? And I want everyone to know what a great master I have.

[collectionday]

[FUCK YOU YOU SHITTY SERVANT I'M HAVING SMALL TINGES OF EMOTION THIS IS WHY I NEVER TOOK SERVANTS GODDAMMIT LET ME BE A NEET.

Are we having this discussion while you still have your foot in my face]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ yes ]

And I can't let everyone know that if my master isn't great.

[ GRIIIND ]

[collectionday]

[Thump thump thump.]

Well...

[I mean I definitely want to bone you a lot more now than I did five minutes ago.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Well?

[collectionday]

...I'm unconvinced.

[WHAT.

A

LAZY

DUMPSTER.]

[reusedandrecycled]

You're such a piece of shit, master.