SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[collectionday]

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.

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[reusedandrecycled]

You're so bad at hiding this.

[collectionday]

There is nothing to hide.

[THIS IS THE HILL I DIE ON

TIE MY DEATH FLAG TO MY WEIRD DRAGON BONER]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ takes. her foot off. ]

[collectionday]

[There is the briefest twinge of disappointment in his face.]

You see reason.

[reusedandrecycled]

I still want you to come up with a better mark.

[collectionday]

Fine.

I will expend the effort to come up with a mark that more obviously represents my power.

Since apparently subtlety is a crime.

[reusedandrecycled]

Thank you, master!

[collectionday]

[I feel like this has created a terrible precedent.

Or an amazing one depending on your perspective.]

Uh huh.

[reusedandrecycled]

And I still want you, too.

[collectionday]

[I am still in disbelief you want me I am garbage]

Really?

[reusedandrecycled]

Really. I'll make you a proper master, or my name isn't z̷̧̢͈̝̺̞̠͖̣͍͕̼̟͉͎̻̉͐̏̑̉̈́ͦ̔͜͞ͅͅh̷̛ͥ͋̄̿͑͑̎ͤͩ̉͊ͤ̋̿̆͗̓͠҉̯̘̖̹͎ͅͅc̾̈̆̋̊ͤ͌̀́̎̇͑̓̚͏̠̥̹̝̝̻̣̼̤̤̰͚̭̲̫͚͢͟n̓̑ͤ̈̿ͣ͑̒ͩ̋̇͒҉̶̬̤͖x̸͇͎͖̭̘̘͐̑̀͊̈́ͬ͋ͯ͗̀ͅl̨̺̩̜̙͈̝͚͙̱̯̝͔̂̂̐̈̽ͧ̓ͩ͘͢͝'͌͂́̉̉̎̓̒̒̉̉ͭ͏̶̢̙̫̘̣̫͈̞̟̼̮̘̩͕̰͖̦͝ḟ̡͖̘̩̤͓͓̥̣͍͔̣ͪ̿̇ͣ͛̑̀͘k̢̛̤̦̯̳̘̭͔̥͍̳͚̥͈͇ͬ̐̓͐ͫ̉͑̅̒ͨ̔́͢ͅͅf̞͔̯̖̰͍͔͚̮͔̖̥͙̜̐ͦ͛͆͗̋ͬͤ͆́̐ͬ̌̚̕͜gͯ͛̒͛͋̄͐̂͋̋̓̎̃̐̽ͣ͏̧̛̪̖͙͟͢‽̡̃ͣ̄̌̇̈ͧ́͜͏̘̣̯̞̠͇̥̝̼̯̬̥̯͕̟̩̤͘ͅͅ !

[collectionday]

As long as I don't have to say that.

[reusedandrecycled]

'Snapdragon' is fine!

[collectionday]

Good.

[He hasn't even sat up btw.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ that's okay she's just gonna flop on him ]

Say my name, master~

[collectionday]

[DAMMIT I STILL HAVE THAT BONER.]

Snapdragon.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ a boner she is definitely not so subtly rubbing against with her knee ]

Master!

[collectionday]

[His breathing is getting heavier.]

Snapdragon.

[reusedandrecycled]

Since you're a dragon, you should mark me before you mark me, you know.

[collectionday]

..I should, yes.

[HOLY SHIT

HE MIGHT

ACTUALLY MOVE AND MAKE AN EFFORT.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ YEAHHHH YOU GO BOY ]

Well...?

[collectionday]

[Look give him a second it's been.

A couple hundred years.

I GUESS THE FIRST THING TO DO IS GET THE DRAGON DICK OUT??

the sacred dragon dick, holy shit look at it it's blue and white and has ridges and ribs and is curved and everything]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ a couple hundred... ]

[ wow tho what a great dick

she sort of just. reaches to grab it, gently stroking ]

[collectionday]

[GETTING LAID IS HARD WHEN YOU

DON'T TRY AT ALL, EVEN A LITTLE

Arching his back tho.]

Eager.

[reusedandrecycled]

It's in my nature, you know.