SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[collectionday]

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.

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[reusedandrecycled]

I worked at a brothel owned by one...and you guys are supposed to do this with all of your servants, right?

[collectionday]

Not all of them.

Some dragons have hundreds or thousands of servants.

[THAT'S A LOT OF BONING.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Right. So you hire people to do it for you.

[collectionday]

Not exactly.

[reusedandrecycled]

It doesn't matter, anywaaaaay. You only have me, so it's fine.

[collectionday]

True.

[YOU GET ALL THE BONING.]

[reusedandrecycled]

So make me yours, master.

[collectionday]

[GOD FINE!!

WHAT IF I JUST

SHOVE YOU OVER THAT'S WHAT DOMINANT DRAGONS DO RIGHT]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ YEAH!!! IT IS!!!

uwaaa /// ]

[collectionday]

Did you do this with the one who ran the brothel, servant.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ shiverrr ]

No...he was always too busy for me.

[collectionday]

[Let's (lazily) assault your clothing then.]

It's going to be intense.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ are you ever intense though ]

Aaah...I hope so, master.

[collectionday]

Try not to faint.

[LOOK THIS IS A LOT MORE EFFORT THAT HE IS USED TO DOING.

MAYBE IF YOU GAVE HIM SOME COFFEE HE MIGHT DO THE WHOLE 'RIP CLOTHES TO SHREDS THING' BUT. EFFORT.

So let's just take them off lazily.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Well, it's not really intense right now...

[collectionday]

So you want it to be intense.

[Sort of.

Climbing onto her a little.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Of course I do! You're a dragon, right?

[collectionday]

Alright.

[WHAT IF I JUST FUCKIN' STICK IT IN THEN.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ THEN YOU GET A LOUD GASP AND ARMS WRAPPING AROUND YOU, CONGRATULATIONS ]

Master -- !

[collectionday]

[AND JUST. Moving immediately.]

Don't ask if you're not sure.

[reusedandrecycled]

I'm sure, master -- mm, you're just so strong...

[collectionday]

That's right, I'm a dragon. I'm stronger than you by a mile.

[PROBABLY NOT TRUE AT ALL.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ LET'S PRETEND, FOR THE SAKE OF OUR RELATIONSHIP ]

I know -- ah, I'm sorry for earlier --

[collectionday]

You should be. Stepping on my face?

[Wow that's sure a HUFF that says he was totally into it.]

You should be punished.

[reusedandrecycled]

I'm sorry, master, please...!