SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[collectionday]

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.

Comments

[reusedandrecycled]

Gal.

[collectionday]

Are you stunned.

[reusedandrecycled]

It's not even anything, master. Everyone's going to laugh.

[collectionday]

It's a galaxy.

Do you want it on your face or neck?

[reusedandrecycled]

Put it on my face, ma --

[reusedandrecycled]

Wait no that's the stupidest looking galaxy I've ever seen!

[collectionday]

Are you questioning the Devourer of Time and Space, He Who Swallows Stars And Has Witnessed Birth of Suns in regards to what galaxies look like?

[reusedandrecycled]

I've been with you for awhile and I've never seen you devour anything but junk food.

[collectionday]

[He raises a finger and pushes his hand forward a little.

His hand vanishes like it's going behind an invisible curtain and comes out right in front of her nose

which he flicks.]

That was me devouring time and space.

[reusedandrecycled]

M-master...

[collectionday]

Are you in awe, now?

[reusedandrecycled]

That was the worst use of phenomenal cosmic power I've ever seen...

[ in awe of how bad you are kekeke ]

[collectionday]

Do you want me to bring you on my daily collecting, then?

[Where he uses his amazing powers to

gather spare change.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Where you kidnap new followers and bring them to me so I can train them to love you as much as I do, or to devour their souls if they refuse to bask in your glory?

[collectionday]

[Snapdragon did you eat your summoner's soul.]

Where I collect dropped change from under vending machines.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ WOW NO




I ATE THE REST OF HIM TOO ]

...You could at least rob something..,

[collectionday]

[Maybe a burglar will break in or something and I won't have to feed you for a couple days.]

If I stole from the machines they'd become unprofitable and be removed.

[reusedandrecycled]

Rob a bank! Or a gas station, at least.

[collectionday]

That's too much trouble.

[POLICE.. GUARDS.. NAH.]

[reusedandrecycled]

I've robbed plenty of stuff by myself.

[collectionday]

I can see how well that route worked out for you.

[reusedandrecycled]

It got me here, didn't it?

[collectionday]

[You're admitting being here is a positive outcome.]

I'm already here, so I don't need to steal anything.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ it is, in fact, better than alternating between starving and working at a trashy dragon brothel

this is not saying much ]

You could be somewhere better.

[collectionday]

If I was going to do work I could make money without robbing people anyway.

[HOW DO YOU THINK I'VE STAGNATED IN TINY APARTMENTS FOR LIKE 5000 YEARS

BY WORKING?]