SOME FUCKIN' TRASH I GUESS?

[collectionday]

[Hello you poor servant of this dumb asshole.

Welcome to this messy trashbag's studio apartment which has such amazing amenities as; a bed, and a table, and a tv. Not even a flat screen TV it's a fucking SDTV

And he has this stupid fuckin' design he literally draw with a free bank pen on a free napkin.]

I decided on the mark we'll get on you.

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[collectionday]

[I feel like this has created a terrible precedent.

Or an amazing one depending on your perspective.]

Uh huh.

[reusedandrecycled]

And I still want you, too.

[collectionday]

[I am still in disbelief you want me I am garbage]

Really?

[reusedandrecycled]

Really. I'll make you a proper master, or my name isn't z̷̧̢͈̝̺̞̠͖̣͍͕̼̟͉͎̻̉͐̏̑̉̈́ͦ̔͜͞ͅͅh̷̛ͥ͋̄̿͑͑̎ͤͩ̉͊ͤ̋̿̆͗̓͠҉̯̘̖̹͎ͅͅc̾̈̆̋̊ͤ͌̀́̎̇͑̓̚͏̠̥̹̝̝̻̣̼̤̤̰͚̭̲̫͚͢͟n̓̑ͤ̈̿ͣ͑̒ͩ̋̇͒҉̶̬̤͖x̸͇͎͖̭̘̘͐̑̀͊̈́ͬ͋ͯ͗̀ͅl̨̺̩̜̙͈̝͚͙̱̯̝͔̂̂̐̈̽ͧ̓ͩ͘͢͝'͌͂́̉̉̎̓̒̒̉̉ͭ͏̶̢̙̫̘̣̫͈̞̟̼̮̘̩͕̰͖̦͝ḟ̡͖̘̩̤͓͓̥̣͍͔̣ͪ̿̇ͣ͛̑̀͘k̢̛̤̦̯̳̘̭͔̥͍̳͚̥͈͇ͬ̐̓͐ͫ̉͑̅̒ͨ̔́͢ͅͅf̞͔̯̖̰͍͔͚̮͔̖̥͙̜̐ͦ͛͆͗̋ͬͤ͆́̐ͬ̌̚̕͜gͯ͛̒͛͋̄͐̂͋̋̓̎̃̐̽ͣ͏̧̛̪̖͙͟͢‽̡̃ͣ̄̌̇̈ͧ́͜͏̘̣̯̞̠͇̥̝̼̯̬̥̯͕̟̩̤͘ͅͅ !

[collectionday]

As long as I don't have to say that.

[reusedandrecycled]

'Snapdragon' is fine!

[collectionday]

Good.

[He hasn't even sat up btw.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ that's okay she's just gonna flop on him ]

Say my name, master~

[collectionday]

[DAMMIT I STILL HAVE THAT BONER.]

Snapdragon.

[reusedandrecycled]

[ a boner she is definitely not so subtly rubbing against with her knee ]

Master!

[collectionday]

[His breathing is getting heavier.]

Snapdragon.

[reusedandrecycled]

Since you're a dragon, you should mark me before you mark me, you know.

[collectionday]

..I should, yes.

[HOLY SHIT

HE MIGHT

ACTUALLY MOVE AND MAKE AN EFFORT.]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ YEAHHHH YOU GO BOY ]

Well...?

[collectionday]

[Look give him a second it's been.

A couple hundred years.

I GUESS THE FIRST THING TO DO IS GET THE DRAGON DICK OUT??

the sacred dragon dick, holy shit look at it it's blue and white and has ridges and ribs and is curved and everything]

[reusedandrecycled]

[ a couple hundred... ]

[ wow tho what a great dick

she sort of just. reaches to grab it, gently stroking ]

[collectionday]

[GETTING LAID IS HARD WHEN YOU

DON'T TRY AT ALL, EVEN A LITTLE

Arching his back tho.]

Eager.

[reusedandrecycled]

It's in my nature, you know.

[collectionday]

[What kind of sad neckbeard summoned you and then got eaten]

Is it?

[reusedandrecycled]

[ the kind that thought it'd be just like his hentais ]

I thought dragons were the same way...

[collectionday]

You thought all dragons were hedonists?

[Well.

I mean you're not WRONG but there are DIFFERENT KINDS.]

[reusedandrecycled]

I worked at a brothel owned by one...and you guys are supposed to do this with all of your servants, right?

[collectionday]

Not all of them.

Some dragons have hundreds or thousands of servants.

[THAT'S A LOT OF BONING.]

[reusedandrecycled]

Right. So you hire people to do it for you.

[collectionday]

Not exactly.