small idiot post

[whoslaughingmeow]

Choose Flavor of Garbage: Cat (pictured), Dragon or Shark

Choose if you want a pure thread or not.

Reply and I'll come up with a scene and everything?? I can do the work I'm a big boy

I'm bored help

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[whoslaughingmeow]

For some reason it doesn't make me happy to get praised, like this.

The point is, you need more clothes, so I got them!

[Don't ask how he knows your measurements, please.]

[redempathy]

[stares through his soul]

Are they going to be the right size?

[She's not sure if she wants the measurements to be accurate or not. Because what does it imply if they are.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Yeah, I know all your sizes.

[He's callously admitting it.

Wait.

She might take that the wrong way.]

I MEAN I ASKED KATIE FOR THEM!

[redempathy]

[STARES. THROUGH. HIS SOUL.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Really!

I just asked for sizes, that's it!

[redempathy]

I'm not sure I like her knowing them any better, but it does makes sense.

[whoslaughingmeow]

She made that uniform, so it's not like she wouldn't know them naturally anyway.

[He's gonna go through bags.]

I tried to mostly keep stuff simple, I figured you could simple after.

Your other outfits.

[redempathy]

You know, the more you insult my clothes, the less cooperative I'm inclined to be about this.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm not insulting them, I'm just saying they're kinda complicated!

Geeze!

[He's pulling out an orange sundress.]

[redempathy]

They only appear complicated to someone with an uncomplicated mind.

[But she SUPPOSES! That she'll INDULGE HIM!! And take a look!!!! IF SHE MUST]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Are you calling me simple.

[It's pretty standard. It has a nice pattern on it. Ren has one just like it.]

[redempathy]

If I have to explain all my statements to you, what do you think.

[Reaches out to touch the dress thoughtfully. Oh...it is just like Ren's. Though she probably doesn't wear it often...still...matching dresses...]

[whoslaughingmeow]

You say weird stuff.

[You can be cute sisters.

Who kiss sometimes.

And kiss the same boy sometimes.]

It's nice, right?

I know you like orange.

[redempathy]

[well of course it sounds weird when you say it like THAT]

It's...not bad. I suppose I could try it on.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He's holding it out.

HE'S REALLY GLAD

NOT AS GLAD AS IF THIS WAS WEIRD FETISH STUFF BUT PRETTY GLAD??]

[redempathy]

[We're on the first freaking outfit and you're already this thirsty, unbelievable.

Carefully takes the dress (with a little eyeroll just to make sure he knows SHE'S ONLY DOING THIS TO HUMOR HIM) and goes to. Try it on I guess.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Wow, rude.

He won't be thirsty until the next one.

He'll wait obediently.]

[redempathy]

[Honestly? She's kind of shocked you didn't suggest that she should change right there in front of you. Kind of shocked, tiny bit disappointed.

She returns in a couple minutes wearing the dress, ta-da~. You got the measurements exactly right, you creep. She still looks a little awkward though, because she can shit on Leo all she wants but in the end she's still playing along and wearing something he picked out for her and it's kind of embarrassing.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

It's really cute.

It's cute on Ren too, but with your hair it makes you almost glow.

[Listen to him offer praise, like a stupid idiot.]

[redempathy]

[b-blushu...]

"Glow"...like a neon sign, you mean. Isn't it too much?

[A whole outfit with no black at all......]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Nah, it's really nice! Especially in autumn!

I mean, you could wear a light black coat over it... or black ribbons in your hair...

[redempathy]

Hmm. I suppose...that could work.

[wait that sounds too generous, dial it back.]

It isn't the worst suggestion you've ever made, anyway.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I know, I've made way worse ones.

But, we also need to talk about pants.

[Pants are important.]

Or, a subsection of pants.

[Pause.]

Shorts, I mean shorts.

[redempathy]

[How high is it possible to raise an eyebrow.]

Speaking of worse suggestions.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Look!

It gets hot sometimes, and you still have to go outside!

[I mean they're??

Shorts.

Kind of short shorts, and denim, but they're shorts.

Also black and orange thigh-highs. Those are critical, with the shorts.]