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[wherethewildthingsare]

[Look at this enormous, red-skinned monster huffing passive aggressively at you, Obsidian.]

Hmmmph.

[...It's surreal to see a giant Oni being PA and huffy.]

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[wherethewildthingsare]

I-I'll do it.

[fairhands]

Mmm, that's just so you can eat them up before I can, isn't it?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Of course not.

[Yes.]

[fairhands]

So why can't I do it?

[wherethewildthingsare]

...I would like to.

[He's gonna bring back a body.

Or bones.]

[fairhands]

...Then go ahead.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Alright.

[He's totally gonna bring back a corpse, you know.]

[fairhands]

[ He'll wait and see! ]

Have fun.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[And eventually.

Yeah, it's a corpse.

And.. oddly.. undamaged corpse..]

[fairhands]

Ah, welcome back.

...He's actually in intact.

[wherethewildthingsare]

...What, I wasn't gonna bring back chunks!

[fairhands]

Hehe, I thought you might.

[ He's going to kiss Silver as a welcome home kiss, still. ]

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Mmphhh, okay, well.

That's nice.]

...There's another fluid you can have that I thought of, though.

[fairhands]

Hm? Do you mean their blood?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Mhm.

[fairhands]

If it makes you feel better, then I have no objections.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[SCREE IT'S NOT ME.

He shoves a finger in the corpse's throat and.

Rips, though.]

[fairhands]

[ He meant if drinking people's blood would make you happier than him banging them!!!

But he watches Silver do that, eyes gleaming. ]

[wherethewildthingsare]

[He knows that!!

It's not for his sake!! shut up!1]

[fairhands]

[ Well he's going to lean in and. Suck up some of that blood. ]

[wherethewildthingsare]

[H-HMRPG.]

[fairhands]

You should join in, dear.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Fine he'll have. An arm.]

I was gonna.

[fairhands]

Maybe we should have our meals together like this from now on...

[wherethewildthingsare]

I wouldn't mind that.