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[wherethewildthingsare]

[Look at this enormous, red-skinned monster huffing passive aggressively at you, Obsidian.]

Hmmmph.

[...It's surreal to see a giant Oni being PA and huffy.]

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[fairhands]

Is something a matter?

[And there 's a smooth, blue-coloured slime peering at him.]

[wherethewildthingsare]

...I still don't know why you bother getting fluids from humans.

[Huff.]

[fairhands]

It's delicious, that's why.

[wherethewildthingsare]

It's inefficient.

I should just eat them, and you can get fluid from me.

[fairhands]

Why is it bothering you now?

[wherethewildthingsare]

It's not.

It's just inefficient.

[fairhands]

...Are you jealous at how I cry and moan when I suck them dry?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Of course not.

[fairhands]

Really? Not at all?

Even when it's just a human making me cry out?

[wherethewildthingsare]

...shush.

[It totally bothers him.]

[fairhands]

They're very warm, you know. And the look on their faces when they have a pretty thing riding them...

[wherethewildthingsare]

[HUFF!!]

Maybe I should eat them before you get ahold of them..

[fairhands]

Are you jealous?

[wherethewildthingsare]

No.

[Yes.]

[fairhands]

So you won't mind if I go catch our dinner, then?

[wherethewildthingsare]

I-I'll do it.

[fairhands]

Mmm, that's just so you can eat them up before I can, isn't it?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Of course not.

[Yes.]

[fairhands]

So why can't I do it?

[wherethewildthingsare]

...I would like to.

[He's gonna bring back a body.

Or bones.]

[fairhands]

...Then go ahead.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Alright.

[He's totally gonna bring back a corpse, you know.]

[fairhands]

[ He'll wait and see! ]

Have fun.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[And eventually.

Yeah, it's a corpse.

And.. oddly.. undamaged corpse..]

[fairhands]

Ah, welcome back.

...He's actually in intact.