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[wherethewildthingsare]

[Look at this enormous, red-skinned monster huffing passive aggressively at you, Obsidian.]

Hmmmph.

[...It's surreal to see a giant Oni being PA and huffy.]

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[wherethewildthingsare]

[Did you want another thick, heavy shot of fluid.

Cause you're getting it.]

You wanted it.

[fairhands]

[Well.

Hrs really melting into a puddle now, struggling to keep his body intact.]

Beast, beast, ahhh ❤️!

[wherethewildthingsare]

[and he's not even stopping.]

Just like when we met, I'll leave you a sluggish pile of goo that takes hours just to reform.

[fairhands]

D-demon! Fiend!

[You're going to be banging a puddle at this rate.]

[wherethewildthingsare]

I have to make sure there's more of me in you than any dirty human fluid.

[fairhands]

G-greedy thing...

[wherethewildthingsare]

Oh, I'm greedy?

You're the glutton who'd love nothing more than for me to be able to do this daily.

[fairhands]

T-that's...

[...His colour is darkening in embarrassment.]

[wherethewildthingsare]

I can just imagine waking up with you all oozed across me, already trying to suck it out of me...

[fairhands]

I'm not that thirsty!

[wherethewildthingsare]

Liaaaar.

"Please, please, I can't wait, I need it right now!"

[fairhands]

That's not how I am all the time!

[wherethewildthingsare]

Maybe not all the time.. but you'd be that way every morning, I bet...

[fairhands]

I-idiot! Stupid boyfriend!

[Now he's melting from embarrassment.]

[wherethewildthingsare]

Such a cute, greedy slime I have as a boyfriend...

[fairhands]

I'm not cute, stupid boyfriend.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Absolutely adorable.

[fairhands]

Not cute!

[Well there he goes, he's a puddle now.]

[wherethewildthingsare]

Even cute as a puddle.

[fairhands]

Liar!

[Huff!]

[wherethewildthingsare]

Am not.

[fairhands]

You say such embarrassing things all the time...

[wherethewildthingsare]

It's romantic.

[fairhands]

...I did ask for more romance.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Exactly.

So no need to stay a puddle.

There'll be a much better reason to be one when I'm finished with you.