TRASH POST

[wherethewildthingsare]

[Look at this enormous, red-skinned monster huffing passive aggressively at you, Obsidian.]

Hmmmph.

[...It's surreal to see a giant Oni being PA and huffy.]

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[wherethewildthingsare]

Pervert. Lech.

[fairhands]

Like you aren't one yourself, Mr. "Hey I got kidnapped by a slime looking to eat me, let's give him exactly what he wants".

[wherethewildthingsare]

H-hmph, it just happened!

[fairhands]

And then you carried back me to your home to make your personal bucket, hm?

[wherethewildthingsare]

Y...yes...

[fairhands]

[ ...He's going to lean in just to whisper this into Silver's ear. ]

Pervert.

[wherethewildthingsare]

[He shivers a little.]

I-is that why you're trying to milk me dry, now?

[fairhands]

I'm just hungry, mmm...

[wherethewildthingsare]

And you want to steal every drop.

[fairhands]

You're mine, after all. I can't have you letting anyone else have a taste.

[wherethewildthingsare]

So greedy...

You better not take anything from humans but blood, then.

[fairhands]

I won't. Though it was cute to see you huff and puff jealously.

[wherethewildthingsare]

H-hmph.

I'll keep you so full you can't even think of it.

[fairhands]

I look forward to it, dear.

[Giving him another kiss.]

And I'll be sure to squeeze you dry. My precious Silver...

[wherethewildthingsare]

h-hmph, you always get so... lewd and drunk when you're fed.

[fairhands]

You aren't pleased with that?

[wherethewildthingsare]

...I like it.

[fairhands]

Pervert boyfriend~

You still haven't made me melt like you said you would.

[wherethewildthingsare]

you're getting smug, now...

[fairhands]

It feels good, you know. To be smug for once.

[wherethewildthingsare]

..It's cute, too.

[fairhands]

...Hmph.

[Nuzzling Silver's face.]

You have a sweet mouth.

[wherethewildthingsare]

How do you think I used to catch pretty prey?

[fairhands]

Oh? I am not the first?

[wherethewildthingsare]

The first I didn't eat.

Although if you hadn't kidnapped me, I'd have found you and made you my bucket..