[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]

[collectionday]

[Hello.

It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.

The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.

ALTERNATIVELY

Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.

...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.

But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..

ALSO ALTERNATIVELY

idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]

Comments

[collectionday]

You basically said "If you don't steal a bunch of money, you're a chump, and a moron."

[telltailheart]

No, that's what my dad would've said. I'm an officer of the law.

[collectionday]

I can read between the lines.

[telltailheart]

What, that's not too much effort for you?

[collectionday]

Only moving is effort.

[telltailheart]

That's absolutely ridiculous.

[collectionday]

Is not.

[telltailheart]

Got the effort to argue, too?

[collectionday]

What takes effort is arbitrary and based on my whims, as is my right.

[telltailheart]

...I guess so?

[collectionday]

My right as a dragon.

[telltailheart]

Oh.

You're one of those northerners, aren't you?

[collectionday]

...I don't know?

[telltailheart]

Your right as a dragon. That's totally a northern thing. No one in the rest of the world gives a shit, you know. We're people, just like everyone else.

[collectionday]

...Nnnoooo we're not?

[telltailheart]

Yeah, we are.

[collectionday]

I mean.

That's very nice as a sentiment but at the end of the day we're immortal border-line divine beings.

[telltailheart]

Immortal? Incredibly long-lived, sure. Pretty decently killable, too.

[collectionday]

Noooo, actually immortal.

[telltailheart]

Literally not at all.

[collectionday]

I have been ground into paste before.

[telltailheart]

...I'll chalk it up to another ability of yours.

[collectionday]

Nnnnooo, it's all dragons.

Why do you work this job anyway, don't you have followers?

[telltailheart]

I'm not really interested in divinity.

[collectionday]

Neither am I, but..

[STILL HAVE SOME.]