[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]

[collectionday]

[Hello.

It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.

The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.

ALTERNATIVELY

Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.

...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.

But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..

ALSO ALTERNATIVELY

idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]

Comments

[telltailheart]

[ another orb, more chomping ]

Damnit, I'm not even hungry...that was a stupid thing to lie about, anyway.

[collectionday]

It was to preserve my pride.

[I HAVE SOME.]

[telltailheart]

Pride, huh? What's the point?

[collectionday]

Pride doesn't really have a point, does it?

You just try to protect it anyway.

[telltailheart]

Too much of it is way too dangerous. For basically everyone.

[collectionday]

I sleep on a pile of chip bags.

[SO YOU KNOW.

NO DANGEROUS PRIDE HERE.]

[telltailheart]

What, is that your hoard? Well, you don't need pride if you've got respect and self-confidence. At least, that's what my dad always said.

[collectionday]

What, no, I just hate cleaning.

[I horde damaged people, apparently.]

[telltailheart]

...You can teleport things.

[collectionday]

That takes effort.

[telltailheart]

No it doesn't?

[collectionday]

It takes more effort than doing nothing.

[telltailheart]

You just do nothing all day? You're out here doing something right now.

[collectionday]

I have to eat somehow.

[telltailheart]

What, eating's not too much effort?

[collectionday]

I need it to live, so no.

[telltailheart]

Why not just steal a bunch of money at once? Not like I'm advocating crime or anything.

[collectionday]

That'd be a hassle.

[telltailheart]

Like, ten seconds of hassle.

[collectionday]

No, someone would figure it out and then I'd be hassled.

[telltailheart]

I guess, if you're lazy about doing it.

[collectionday]

I'm sure they can track my powers, somehow.

[Too lazy to even steal.]

[telltailheart]

No way. For powers like yours? We'll know exactly what happened, but we can't track you unless you're registered. With nothing to compare the magic signature to you're basically safe as long as you just do one crime, ever.

[collectionday]

....

I see.

[You realize he's going to steal the contents of fort knox now, right.]

[telltailheart]

[ well, yeah

but now she knows who to look for when that happens

...except this isn't her world, so whoops ]

Like I said, not advocating anything.