[Voice Testing/Sample Gathering Post]

[collectionday]

[Hello.

It's a nice day, probably. Or maybe it's not. Maybe it's a shitty day, and you're in a bad mood.

The fact you just tripped over some short asshole in a huge sweater literally sleeping on the fucking pavement probably made it a lot worse. He's laying on his face and the only thing making it obvious he's alive is there's no blood and his large white and blue scaled tail is twitching.

ALTERNATIVELY

Maybe you wanted a soda, but oops, you dropped your coin and it rolled under the machine.

...You can't find it. Even looking, it doesn't seem to be there.

But that weird short guy across the street.. found.. a coin..

ALSO ALTERNATIVELY

idk if you're in his shitty canon he's probably either sleeping in the pile of chip bags or out stealing coins from chumps again.]

Comments

[telltailheart]

[ why don't my powers help me with shitty assholes playing shitty games ]

Is it actually in either of those hands?

[collectionday]

Yes. [This is true.]

[telltailheart]

[ u g h ]

Left.

[collectionday]

[God fine here's your coin.

He pulls it out from behind your ear, though.]

[telltailheart]

[ taking it. ]

What, do you think you're cool or cute or somethin'?

[collectionday]

Not really.

Yes.

[Both true.]

[telltailheart]

You're not.

[collectionday]

At least three people would disagree.

[telltailheart]

Guess they'll have to deal with being wrong.

[collectionday]

I'm adorable.

[Lie.]

[telltailheart]

[ where's that heartbeat noise coming from ]

Really? That's so pathetic I almost don't want to call it out.

[collectionday]

Well.

I'm told.

[By the cyclops.

Who is literally crazy.]

[telltailheart]

Right. Ugh, hold on.

[ the beating stops, and suddenly there's a spooky floaty shadow orb???

which she just grabs and starts chomping on, whatever. ]

[collectionday]

...What the hell is that.

[telltailheart]

A lie. I have the power to eat lies, so don't bother telling any more of them.

[collectionday]

That's a weird power.

[telltailheart]

It got me my job, so whatever.

[collectionday]

....

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....

Touche.

[telltailheart]

Not everyone gets as lucky as you. The rest of us just make it work.

[collectionday]

..Am I really lucky?

[telltailheart]

Space-bending, right? Sounds pretty lucky to me.

[collectionday]

...I guess.

It didn't give me a job.

[Gal that's your fault.]

[telltailheart]

Really? How bad at everything do you have to be for that to happen?

[collectionday]

....

I don't know.

[He totally knows.]

[telltailheart]

Didn't I tell you to stop?