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Foley ([personal profile] totallyclawsome) wrote in [community profile] theboxandthehound2016-04-16 06:28 pm

[garbage test post]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
So I gathered!!

[ She harrumphs and pulls a big ol' fuckin' axe from nowhere that she doesn't even HOLD. It just... kind of hovers in the vicinity of her hand. It's easily twice her size and weighs... God only knows how much more than her, but she seems to be "handling" it well enough. ]

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh we don't, do we? And why is that?

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
So, what? You're going to kill yourself?

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not trying to test you. I'm trying to feed on you.

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
So I can cover up my tracks. [ DUH. ]

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're stupid! And likely not one to be able to judge that with any credibility! So just stand still and let me cut your head off!

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
I promise you, you won't miss it at all once it's gone.

[ TIME TO THROW AN AXE! ]

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ FLYING OVER THE LEDGE ]

Here, kitty, kitty!

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Look! [ She's trying to "reason" with him while flinging that BFA at him. ] I have to go to school, you know?! And I can't do that and have people trying to get vengeance on me because I bit them once! It would be horribly rude and disruptive!

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ The vampire lets out an inarticulate screech that very readily translates into WELL NOW I HAVE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASON TO KILL YOU, ASSHOLE! ]

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ But how do you like her when she starts teleporting? The sneaky cheat. ]

I'm going to kill you! Then draw the little meat lines on your body and carefully preserve your organs so I can feast on you for months!

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[personal profile] grimandproper 2016-04-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm afraid we're far past the time for talk, meal.

Hm. And you said you wouldn't splat.

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