[garbage test post]

[totallyclawsome]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]

Comments

[totallyclawsome]

Don't!

[methanosarcina]

Oh? Will you hurt me, I wonder?

[totallyclawsome]

What, no.

Not for calling me garbagebeast.

[methanosarcina]

Oh...here I thought garbagebeasts didn't even need a reason. Has anyone told you your faces are cute?

[totallyclawsome]

I keep sayin' I'm not a gar-what? ...Maybe?

[methanosarcina]

They are! We think it's funny that such a terrifying beast makes such cute faces.

[ gonna touch your face ]

[totallyclawsome]

[You touch the face.]

I'm not a terrifying beast.

[methanosarcina]

Aren't you? Well, you're somewhat human, right? Even worse, you're something that wanted to be human! I can't think of anything more terrifying than that.

[totallyclawsome]

I'm pretty human!

I'm as human as I want to be!

[Not anymore, actually, but hey.]

[methanosarcina]

Scary. We're scared. We're 'shaking' in our 'boots'.

[totallyclawsome]

...

Humans aren't scary.

[methanosarcina]

Oh? Are you sure?

[totallyclawsome]

I'm pretty sure.

[methanosarcina]

Oh.

Well, you're probably wrong.

[totallyclawsome]

How are humans terrifying.

[methanosarcina]

Do you know how many species they've driven to extinction? Ah, they're scarier than I am!

[totallyclawsome]

Well I guess that's true, but that's more as a species rather than on a individual level.

[methanosarcina]

Oh! Human semantics! How amusing!

[totallyclawsome]

Is it semantics?

[methanosarcina]

Terrifying is terrifying.

[totallyclawsome]

One ant on your arm isn't terrifying, but 4000 is.

[methanosarcina]

Ants! Those are the things humans are like!

[totallyclawsome]

I guess so.

[methanosarcina]

We're always covered by billions of humans. So they're always terrifying!

[totallyclawsome]

....

What.