[garbage test post]

[totallyclawsome]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]

Comments

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

There's more than one way to skin a cat, my boy.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[He'd probably survive being skinned.]

It ain't kicking me off a ledge!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

So I gathered!!

[ She harrumphs and pulls a big ol' fuckin' axe from nowhere that she doesn't even HOLD. It just... kind of hovers in the vicinity of her hand. It's easily twice her size and weighs... God only knows how much more than her, but she seems to be "handling" it well enough. ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

...

...

We don't need that.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Oh we don't, do we? And why is that?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Whatever you want to test doesn't need to be tested!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

So, what? You're going to kill yourself?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

No!

Why do we have to test anything involving me dying?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

I'm not trying to test you. I'm trying to feed on you.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

...

WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE FOR THAT?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

So I can cover up my tracks. [ DUH. ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

That's stupid!

And my blood is rotten anyway!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

You're stupid! And likely not one to be able to judge that with any credibility! So just stand still and let me cut your head off!

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

No way!

I need that head!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

I promise you, you won't miss it at all once it's gone.

[ TIME TO THROW AN AXE! ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[LEAPING OFF THE LEDGE.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ FLYING OVER THE LEDGE ]

Here, kitty, kitty!

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[What the fuck, he's already pretty far.

Swinging.. from.. something..]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Look! [ She's trying to "reason" with him while flinging that BFA at him. ] I have to go to school, you know?! And I can't do that and have people trying to get vengeance on me because I bit them once! It would be horribly rude and disruptive!

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

HOW ABOUT FIND PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO FLAT CHESTS TO BITE, THEN?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ The vampire lets out an inarticulate screech that very readily translates into WELL NOW I HAVE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REASON TO KILL YOU, ASSHOLE! ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[UH OH.

I made a mistake.

BETTER SWING FASTER.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ But how do you like her when she starts teleporting? The sneaky cheat. ]

I'm going to kill you! Then draw the little meat lines on your body and carefully preserve your organs so I can feast on you for months!

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Wait, wait, we can talk about this!

[Well,she does eventually clip him, which makes him slam into a wall, fall... quite a ways, and bounce off the lid of a dumpster.

It's a pretty satisfying, meaty splat sound.]

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Oh, I'm afraid we're far past the time for talk, meal.

Hm. And you said you wouldn't splat.