[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[collectionday]

I've never made anything easy for anyone in my en-

In 700 years.

[True.]

[telltailheart]

Fine, fine. Then eat shit!

[ just gonna fucking shove what's left of this lieorb into his face

it doesn't really do anything except make your vision hazy and cause you to hear your lies whispered back at you constantly for awhile, but, whatever it's fun ]

[collectionday]

[HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE APARTMENT.]

[telltailheart]

[ and it's followed up by a SWIFT PUNCH TO THE GUT ]

[collectionday]

[He stumbles back further from that, but his tail is wrapping her wrist and pulling her forward and he's trying to SHOVE HER HEAD DOWN AND KNEE HER IN THE FACE.]

[telltailheart]

[ shit fuck

it's a pretty successful kneeing, but she just wraps her tail around his leg, trying to pull him forward off of his feet ]

[collectionday]

[SHIT NO ONTO HIS BACK HE GOES.]

[telltailheart]

[ quickly climbing over him pinning his hands down, leaning in super close -- ]

Haha! See, eat shit. You wanna keep fighting, kid?

[ says the like 50 year old ]

[collectionday]

[Okay you know what fuck this.

Teleporting her so she's upside down about two feet off the floor.

Smack.

Teleport.

Smack.

Teleport.

Smack.

....You might wanna do something about that.]

You're a hatchling compared to me.

[telltailheart]

[ THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ]

Yeah, so?! Wanna fight about it?!

[ even though WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING. just trying to smack him with her tail while he's teleporting like an asshole ]

[collectionday]

We're already fight-[WHACK]

[OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT

LET'S DO IT FROM THE CEILING NOW.]

[telltailheart]

You wanna fight about it without being a coward?! I bet your followers would think this is a real shitshow!

[collectionday]

They already ran off cause they saw a cop coming.

[Wait what.

Is that why he's annoyed.]

[telltailheart]

What, is this just a den of crime? And seriously, they left you 'cause of me? They can't be that great, honestly.

[collectionday]

They only hid.

And they get nervous around cops.

[telltailheart]

Worst followers, ever.

[collectionday]

We were in the middle of something.

[That sounds like murd-oh.

Ohhhh.]

[telltailheart]

Something, huh?

[collectionday]

Yes.

[Pause.]

Say.

[telltailheart]

Absolutely not!

[collectionday]

[He stops dumping them on the floor over and over to.

Well. Pin them.]

I'm a greater dragon.

Respect your elders.

[telltailheart]

[ wraps her tail around one of his legs, and starts squeezing ]

Eat shit, asshole!

[ EVEN IF YOU DO LOOK KINDA BANGABLE AND ALSO AREN'T ACTUALLY A CRIMINAL, MAYBE ]

[collectionday]

If you wanna keep fighting first, that's fine.

[JUST?? PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE??]

[telltailheart]

[ >DENY INSTINCTS ]

What kinda shitty sex are you into? What, do you get off on getting your ass kicked?

[ punching him back ]

[collectionday]

A little. Do you?

[He's unrepentant slime you're totally screwed.]