[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[collectionday]

Tell you more what?

There's nothing in here you need to know about. [Lie.] I haven't done anything wrong. [Lie.] I didn't break any law. [....He doesn't know if that's a lie or not.] So there's no reason for you to be here. [Lie.]

[telltailheart]

[ dragons are probably above the law but not above getting their shit kicked in by other dragons, but fuck it she's here to make an arrest, she's gonna make an arrest ]

[ anyway LOOK AT ALL THESE SPOOKY SHADOW ORBS. she waves her hands around and they all fuse together, so that she can chomp away at it while glaring. ]

There's something in there, you did something wrong, and there's a reason for me to be here. You broke a law, maybe? God, half-truths are disgusting.

[collectionday]

...Well I'm not moving.

[telltailheart]

Holy shit, really? As long as it's not a pile of dragons you've got in there, it's not like anything terrible's gonna happen.

[collectionday]

I'm exercising my right.

[TRANSLATION: I'M BEING A DICKHEAD FOR NO REASON]

[telltailheart]

If you don't move, I'm gonna exercise my right to beat the crap outta you.

[collectionday]

You're welcome to try, cherry-top.

[What the fuck is he 80 years old]

[telltailheart]

...When was the last time you even left this apartment?

[collectionday]

...This morning.

[telltailheart]

So are you just pretending you haven't had any contact with the outside world for decades, or...

[collectionday]

...

[Slowly shutting the door.]

[telltailheart]

[ sticks her foot in it ]

Look, just make this easy, okay?

[collectionday]

I've never made anything easy for anyone in my en-

In 700 years.

[True.]

[telltailheart]

Fine, fine. Then eat shit!

[ just gonna fucking shove what's left of this lieorb into his face

it doesn't really do anything except make your vision hazy and cause you to hear your lies whispered back at you constantly for awhile, but, whatever it's fun ]

[collectionday]

[HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE APARTMENT.]

[telltailheart]

[ and it's followed up by a SWIFT PUNCH TO THE GUT ]

[collectionday]

[He stumbles back further from that, but his tail is wrapping her wrist and pulling her forward and he's trying to SHOVE HER HEAD DOWN AND KNEE HER IN THE FACE.]

[telltailheart]

[ shit fuck

it's a pretty successful kneeing, but she just wraps her tail around his leg, trying to pull him forward off of his feet ]

[collectionday]

[SHIT NO ONTO HIS BACK HE GOES.]

[telltailheart]

[ quickly climbing over him pinning his hands down, leaning in super close -- ]

Haha! See, eat shit. You wanna keep fighting, kid?

[ says the like 50 year old ]

[collectionday]

[Okay you know what fuck this.

Teleporting her so she's upside down about two feet off the floor.

Smack.

Teleport.

Smack.

Teleport.

Smack.

....You might wanna do something about that.]

You're a hatchling compared to me.

[telltailheart]

[ THIS IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING ]

Yeah, so?! Wanna fight about it?!

[ even though WE'RE ALREADY FIGHTING. just trying to smack him with her tail while he's teleporting like an asshole ]

[collectionday]

We're already fight-[WHACK]

[OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT

LET'S DO IT FROM THE CEILING NOW.]

[telltailheart]

You wanna fight about it without being a coward?! I bet your followers would think this is a real shitshow!

[collectionday]

They already ran off cause they saw a cop coming.

[Wait what.

Is that why he's annoyed.]