[garbage test post]

[totallyclawsome]

[You suddenly find yourself in a city.

It's a pretty modern city, but it's quite dark. Street lights seem relatively rare, with the environment only lit up by the dim lights of shops and bars, or the bright lights coming from the windows of the incredibly tall buildings which seem to reach out for the sky.

You have two options.

One is some stupid cat boy walking on a high wall, and he leaps down to grab a tree branch to get to ground level.. and slips, and smashes his face into the tree, and flips over and lands backwards on the ground. And rolls around a little wailing stupidly. He then.. very audibly adjusts a broken nose, and sits up....oddly, he seems completely fine, even after his nose apparently breaking?

Two is.

Well.

You might see a shadow up on a ledge, fidding with it's glove.

You can either break their concentration and probably fuck them up, or see what happens.]

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Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[There's a screech as he falls out of view and then...

Well, there's no satisfying 'splat'.

Instead he pokes his head up over the ledge after a second.]

What the hell is wrong with you?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

[ Naturally, she leaned over to look when she didn't hear a splat. Now she has to jump back as there's this sudden FACE in her face! ]

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?! Why are you still alive?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

So you were trying to kill me!

[He's scrambling back up onto the ledge.]

What the hell's your problem, frills!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

No... I was trying to see if you would die. [ BIG difference. ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

AND WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IF I HAD?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Given thanks and bagged you up for later?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Are you some kinda sick corpse collector?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

You could say that.

[ Oh, boy. She's like. Floating into the air. Which is suddenly picking up just enough to tousle her hair and skirt as she puts her hand to her face. ]

I'm a vampire.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[He stares.

Then narrows his eye.

Then bring his hand up over his eye in the most chuuni-like fashion imaginable. And then...]

What, really? Nothing?

Impossible.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Hmm? What are you playing at, boy?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

It's nothing, nevermind.

Any more planned murder attempts?

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

You want another go?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

I won't splat, so you shouldn't bother.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

There's more than one way to skin a cat, my boy.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

[He'd probably survive being skinned.]

It ain't kicking me off a ledge!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

So I gathered!!

[ She harrumphs and pulls a big ol' fuckin' axe from nowhere that she doesn't even HOLD. It just... kind of hovers in the vicinity of her hand. It's easily twice her size and weighs... God only knows how much more than her, but she seems to be "handling" it well enough. ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

...

...

We don't need that.

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

Oh we don't, do we? And why is that?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

Whatever you want to test doesn't need to be tested!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

So, what? You're going to kill yourself?

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

No!

Why do we have to test anything involving me dying?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

I'm not trying to test you. I'm trying to feed on you.

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

...

WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE FOR THAT?!

Re: 2

[grimandproper]

So I can cover up my tracks. [ DUH. ]

Re: 2

[totallyclawsome]

That's stupid!

And my blood is rotten anyway!