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Kangagwaa ([personal profile] jawsfive) wrote in [community profile] theboxandthehound2016-07-08 11:34 pm

[test post.]

A

[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.

Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.

And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]

B

[Do you like fishing.

It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.

Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.

C

[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]
merpaid: (Don't trust this smile)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-10 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
How could I possibly do that? What sort of host would I be then? No, no, I've missed you!

[Making more tentacles for a firmer grip, and turning him around to face her.]

You look the same as always.
merpaid: (It's hard being this awesome)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-11 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You look so distinguished!
merpaid: (The least unsafe smile)

Re: A

[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-11 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, we have a lot of catching up to do! And you need to repay me for what you just did to my ship.
merpaid: (Pardon moi)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-11 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I have made enough holes in enough things to know when they don't belong.
merpaid: (It's hard being this awesome)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-11 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[She licks her lips.]

Oh, you'll pay, all right.
merpaid: (Seriously don't trust this smile)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-11 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Payment can come in many forms.

[This is a smile that promises Kangagwaa a great deal of future anguish.]
merpaid: (Oho)

Re: A

[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-12 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Until you can make that money, I'm putting you to work.
merpaid: (It's hard being this awesome)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-12 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Deckhand, cleaning chamberpots, scraping barnacles off the hull, concubine.
merpaid: (Pardon moi)

Re: A

[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-13 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
That was concubine. If you want to earn a little extra money, that is.
merpaid: (The sexy icon)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-13 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
We've had some fun, haven't we?
merpaid: (Pleased)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-13 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just an option. If you want a little more cash.
merpaid: (Don't trust this smile)

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[personal profile] merpaid 2016-07-13 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I've really missed you. Such a tasty little morsel you are.

[Letting him go, but caressing his face with a tentacle.]

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