Kangagwaa (
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theboxandthehound2016-07-08 11:34 pm
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[test post.]
A
[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.
Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.
And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]
B
[Do you like fishing.
It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.
Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.
C
[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]
[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.
Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.
And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]
B
[Do you like fishing.
It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.
Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.
C
[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]
Re: A
Haven't you gotten better at all?
Re: A
Sharks are strongest in the water! [Or at least he is.]
Re: A
[She does in fact fall backward, hitting the ground with an awkward and heavy thud, but transforms her arms entirely into tentacles, which lash out to pummel him while he's grabbed on.]
Re: A
[He indeed gets smacked by the tentacles, almost comically, but decides it's probably smarter to try and lock and twist her leg than attempt to win a fist fight with someone twice his size.]
Re: A
Re: A
Re: A
[Her voice is weird and distorted on account of. Being an octopus.]
Re: A
Seen this before.
Re: A
But you like it, don't you?
Re: A
I-I.
Have no opinion.
Re: A
Re: A
Ahhh..hhnn...
This wasn't fair from the start, was it!
Re: A
Instead of talking, words form on her head where he can see them. The fun of skinchanging powers!]
You did try to steal from me.
Re: A
I-I didn't know it was.. ah... you...
Re: A
Sure you didn't do it just so this would happen?
Re: A
O-of course not! That'd be stupid! [Even if he finds her incredibly attractive and would never actually say no to this, he'd still enjoy actually robbing her blind much, much more.]
Re: A
Re: A
R-really, this wasn't.. deliberate...[but it might be next time.]
Re: A
Well, then, I think that was enough for now. Go clean this hold. The cleaning supplies are on the middle starboard shelf. If it's spotless when I come back in a few hours, I'll let you finish.
[She smiles mischievously. Of course he can just escape. But she's pretty sure he won't. And if he does, she can track him down. She's pretty turned on by what happened herself, but that's why she's going to go to the tavern and tip a couple of cute bar wenches very generously.]
Re: A
But she'd also hunt him down and beat his ass for sure if he did that. Plus, that'd be so basic. If he was going to beat her, it needed to be grand. Or at least something that'd leave her burning about it for a few weeks.
At least that's what he tells himself, cause he's scrubbing everything.]
Re: A
A few hours later she does return, after a good time with a couple of girls at the tavern, looking very pleased with herself. She gives the hold a look over, inspecting it's cleanliness.]
Oh, not bad!