[test post.]

[jawsfive]

A

[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.

Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.

And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]

B

[Do you like fishing.

It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.

Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.

C

[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]

Comments

A

[merpaid]

[That is roughly when a couple of tentacles wrap around his arms with incredible strength. Hey wasn't this hold empty? It's too bad you had to rob somebody with camouflage, huh? A moment later he'll feel the barrel of a pistol against his head.]

It's been too long! So glad you could drop by. Kangaroo, was it?

A

[krillingmesoftly]

[ how fucking dare ]

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

B

[serenmorfil]

[ haha oh my. how silly, a boy on a hook.

enjoy that terrible, oppressive aura of unbelievable power just wafting off them ]

And here I only wanted a teensy snack.