theboxandthehound | [test post.]

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[Congratulations! You've just acquired a boat full of valuables. Either you filled your own boat with valuables, or you bought one, or whatever. SHIP FULL OF STUFF.

Of course when you go down into it, there's.. a lot of stuff missing. Coinage, jewelry, expensive liquor, anything that can be easily carried.

And the culprit is working his way out of a hole in the side of the ship, just barely large enough for him to fit through, and just barely above the water level.]

B

[Do you like fishing.

It's pretty relaxing, right. Well, when you pull in your line, there's a fucking kid on your hook, or in your neck.

Either way, he looks extraordinarily unhappy.

C

[Or whatever I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING.]

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I was hoping you didn't keep that.

It's good to have around, in case I need to put a curse on you.

Now, go ahead and punch me.

[He rears back and does, hitting her in the stomach cause.. well. Height.

And, well. I mean it's not NICE, but outside of his neck and jaws he's not ridiculously strong. A good bit stronger than a human would be, but sharks are known for stamina, not power. Mostly.]

[Well, it does hurt a little, but it's not as exciting as she'd hoped. Not that she's surprised, this is about where he'd been at before. She responds by decking him in the jaw.]

[He head snaps back and he stumbles backwards... of course as soon as his hand touches the ground he's off like a little missile, trying to tackle her at the knees and use the fact she's way taller than him against her to knock her legs out from under her.]

[She doesn't quite fall, but she does stumble back, off balance. She tries to bring her knee up to knock him off. She's purposely not using her tentacles yet.]

[She does knock him off, but he's a persistent little bugger and back at her, trying to get his arms around both her legs and just sort of pull them up from under her.]

[Her legs turn into tentacles, two tightly gripping the deck, and one more lashing out to slap him away.]

[Okay, now he sweats.

...How do you knock over someone who can stick to the floor.]

Uh.

[She can still be bowled over! It's just tough. The element of surprise helps. She shifts a leg back and kicks him in the gut.]

Haven't you gotten better at all?

[He's heaved off the ground with a HOOF sound, but keeps hold of her leg, trying to pull her over with it.]

Sharks are strongest in the water! [Or at least he is.]

So are octopi, you moron.

[She does in fact fall backward, hitting the ground with an awkward and heavy thud, but transforms her arms entirely into tentacles, which lash out to pummel him while he's grabbed on.]

It's different!

[He indeed gets smacked by the tentacles, almost comically, but decides it's probably smarter to try and lock and twist her leg than attempt to win a fist fight with someone twice his size.]

[FUCK IT, she just decides to turn entirely into a giant octopus now, easily slipping his grasp and tightly wrapping around him.]

Hey no fair, this was supposed to be a fist fight!

You've never had me this form, have you?

[Her voice is weird and distorted on account of. Being an octopus.]

No! I've never.

Seen this before.

[She wraps her tentacles tightly around his legs, pulling them apart and tugging off his loincloth.]

But you like it, don't you?

[He hair a pair of dicks, one over the other...they look fairly human, although have some quite firm ridges along the bottom. Also no external testes. They're white, like his underbelly.]

I-I.

Have no opinion.

[Looping a tentacle around each of them, most of her umbrella like body spread over his torso. She feels slick and rubbery, and very warm underneath her mantle. Her hard beak presses against his stomach.]

[The look on his face says it all, but also, that noise he makes.]

Ahhh..hhnn...

This wasn't fair from the start, was it!

[It's hard to talk like this, so she just latches onto his cocks with her suckers, and bites his belly with her beak at the same time.

Instead of talking, words form on her head where he can see them. The fun of skinchanging powers!]

You did try to steal from me.

[He lets out a really throaty moan, that becomes a yelp when her beak bites.]

I-I didn't know it was.. ah... you...

[The tips of her tentacles fondle the heads of his dicks, the suckers pulsing with each stroke. She continues to gnaw on him, just hard enough to cause pain.]

Sure you didn't do it just so this would happen?

[His body spasms occasionally, all this overloading him.]

O-of course not! That'd be stupid! [Even if he finds her incredibly attractive and would never actually say no to this, he'd still enjoy actually robbing her blind much, much more.]

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