[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[totallyclawsome]

I'm.

Nearly an adult.

[methanosarcina]

Oh? A fully grown baby, then!

[ nipping at his neck, now ]

[totallyclawsome]

Ah...w-well, I guess.

That's not totally inaccurate.

[methanosarcina]

[ her hands move down to rest on his hips, and she pushes up against his back. ]

And a cat. Somebody's pet?

[totallyclawsome]

[He inhales sharply.]

I'm.. not anybody's pet. We don't do that..!

[methanosarcina]

But you don't seem like you hate the idea.

[totallyclawsome]

I don't want to be anyone's pet!

[methanosarcina]

Then you won't be. That's not as fun, anyway.

[ aaand slipping a hand into his pants ]

[totallyclawsome]

[WHOA LADY he squeaks.]

W-what are you doing?!

[methanosarcina]

Nothing, really. Humans are supposed to think this feels good, right? Don't you want to feel good?

[totallyclawsome]

N-normally it doesn't.

Happen this fast.

[methanosarcina]

Has it happened to you before?

[totallyclawsome]

...No, but that's what I heard!

[methanosarcina]

You can't trust everything you hear...

[totallyclawsome]

I heard it a lot!

[Don't stop tho.]

[methanosarcina]

[ totally stops ]

Maybe I shouldn't corrupt such an innocent soul...!

[totallyclawsome]

My souls is not innocent.

I don't think!

[methanosarcina]

Oh? So you do want this, then?

[totallyclawsome]

Well...yes.

[He thinks.]

[methanosarcina]

Maybe I don't want to give it to you, though. You've been terribly rude to us...

[totallyclawsome]

I-I didn't mean to be.

I was just surprised.

[MAXIMUM PITIFUL: GO.]

[methanosarcina]

Well. Maybe you should swear you'll be good and that you'll do everything I say.

[ and suddenly there's a compulsion to say yes, why would you do anything else??? ]

[totallyclawsome]

[He hesitates, but then wow why wouldn't he say yes??]

O-of course I would. I will, I mean.

[methanosarcina]

Do you promise? We're really not so sure...

[totallyclawsome]

I-I promise! I promise, really! [Why do I promise, again...?

Oh well, it must not be important.]