[garbage post]

[collectionday]

It's time for Sin. Not the whale.

Muselist here

THINGS WE CAN DO:

mind control bullshit
pet people things
absolute territory
face stepping
vampire trash
size difference
extremely heated ust
fighting that becomes boning
fluffy domestic stuff
edging
pegging
magic bullshit
crossdressing
NON-GARBAGE THINGS

or w/e

tag with what you want and I'll write a starter??

Comments

[totallyclawsome]

...Do I get a reason why I should?

[methanosarcina]

We think you'd enjoy it?

[ 10/10 reason, pls submit to eternal servitude ]

[totallyclawsome]

That's not a very good sell.

[methanosarcina]

Is this what they call 'hard to get'?

[totallyclawsome]

Pretty sure I'm being normal.

[methanosarcina]

Oh dear, oh dear.

[ just drapes on him from behind and starts nipping at his ear ]

[totallyclawsome]

What, what?

[He's not shaking her off cause that's sort of nice.]

[methanosarcina]

[ presses up against him, rubbing her hands across his chest ]

What's your name?

[totallyclawsome]

FFfoley?

[methanosarcina]

Foley. You already know one of our names, so now we're introduced! And now we're friends. See, it's easy.

[totallyclawsome]

Friends is pretty different from worship though.

[methanosarcina]

Well, we have to get to know each other first. You shouldn't worship something you don't know, right?

[totallyclawsome]

Yes, that is very true.

[I have no actual plans to worship you

Even if you're pretty cute.

And weirdly tall]

[methanosarcina]

So tell us about yourself.

[totallyclawsome]

[Uhhhh.]

I go to school, and I like to get into places I'm not supposed to be. Which is why my arm is like this.

[methanosarcina]

School? Ah, that's where baby humans go, isn't it? Are you a baby?

[totallyclawsome]

I'm.

Nearly an adult.

[methanosarcina]

Oh? A fully grown baby, then!

[ nipping at his neck, now ]

[totallyclawsome]

Ah...w-well, I guess.

That's not totally inaccurate.

[methanosarcina]

[ her hands move down to rest on his hips, and she pushes up against his back. ]

And a cat. Somebody's pet?

[totallyclawsome]

[He inhales sharply.]

I'm.. not anybody's pet. We don't do that..!

[methanosarcina]

But you don't seem like you hate the idea.

[totallyclawsome]

I don't want to be anyone's pet!

[methanosarcina]

Then you won't be. That's not as fun, anyway.

[ aaand slipping a hand into his pants ]

[totallyclawsome]

[WHOA LADY he squeaks.]

W-what are you doing?!