DOMESTIC STUFF??

[whoslaughingmeow]

[For all fluffy domestic trash.]

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[whoslaughingmeow]

[You could do that even if he doesn't. Even if he's good.

Or for any reason at all really.

He seems to be...cooking normally..]

Does Ren always prepare your meals?

[dirtydoll]

[Shrugs lightly.]

Most of the time. She likes doing it.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm sure she does, she's sweet like that.

[Carefully enacting his EVIL PLAN.]

[dirtydoll]

She is.

[Takes a moment to appreciate the existence of Ren. God bless.]

Besides, it's not as though I know how to cook anything.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You could always learn.

[dirtydoll]

Yes, I could do that.

Or we could keep the kitchen intact.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah, one of those, huh?

Anyway, it's done.

[..It's omurice.

Although his EVIL PLAN was apparently. A ketchup heart.]

[dirtydoll]

More likely than not, knowing me-

[Stops.

Stares at the omurice.

Stares at Leo.

Tries not to die.]

...what is this.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What's what? [SMUG.]

Oh wait, I forgot the magic spell.

[The what.]

[dirtydoll]

[The what.]

The what.

[whoslaughingmeow]

The magic spell.

[He inhales deeply.

And makes a little heart with his hands, putting his fingers and thumbs together.

And talking directly to the omurice.]

I command you.. to beeeee delicious!

[He holds out the heart towards the rice, as if something is actually happening, there.]

There. Done.

[dirtydoll]

[just

fuckin

speechless]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[CHECKMATE.]

[dirtydoll]

[SHOVES HIS FACE]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He flails]

H-hey, what did I do?!

[dirtydoll]

You're being even more of an idiot than usual, that's what. What the hell was that supposed to be?

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's how you do omurice!

[The heart AND the spell!]

[dirtydoll]

No it isn't! You made that up.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I totally didn't!

The heart and the spell are both of VITAL importance.

[dirtydoll]

It's not even a real spell! You didn't do anything!

[whoslaughingmeow]

It totally did something!

Taste it and see!

[dirtydoll]

[She looks like she wants to yell some more but. It suddenly occurs to her how stupid this is. so OKAY, WHATEVER, she'll taste your STUPID RICE but only because she's far too mature to keep arguing about this hahaha that's a joke she's not at all

Glaaares and slowly takes a bite]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[Oh no.

It's good.

THE SPELL CLEARLY WORKS??? Or he's just an idiot.]

[dirtydoll]

...

[...

. . .

...shoves his face again

gently]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah, hey..!