DOMESTIC STUFF??

[whoslaughingmeow]

[For all fluffy domestic trash.]

Comments

[whoslaughingmeow]

[THIS IS KYR I GUESS??

Or the ambiguous fluff zone.

The point is there's domestic trash.]

[dirtydoll]

[welcome to die

shit dude i don't even know what icons i have left??? okay whatever let's do this. AMBIGUOUS FLUFF ZONE WITH A RUDE GIRL peeking into the room, looking judgingly at whatever you're doing. not that she's actually judging him right now. she just has resting judgy face.]

Leo.

[whoslaughingmeow]

[He was probably napping. LIKE A SHITTY CAT.

Napping while thinking of sin with your big sister. LEAVE HIM ALONE.]

...Fade.

[Please don't read my mind.

I mean at least give me time to revert my thoughts to normal.]

[dirtydoll]

[really I just assume all your thoughts are terrible at this point so I try to tune them out

also are you sure you weren't looking for this one]

Are you planning to sleep the whole day away? [As though she doesn't do the same half the time.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[MY THOUGHTS AREN'T AWFUL

GENERALLY.]

....Yes, mostly.

[dirtydoll]

Well, don't. It's already past lunchtime.

[whoslaughingmeow]

What does it matter to you if I sleep all day.

[dirtydoll]

Because. It's past lunchtime.

[pause]

And Ren is out for the day.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Oh.

So you want me to feed you.

[dirtydoll]

Why else do we keep you if you aren't going to make yourself useful?

[So, yeah.]

[whoslaughingmeow]

That's a funny way to say please.

[dirtydoll]

Are you going to do it or not.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Of course I am.

[He just has to be difficult.

He's getting up to do it though.]

What would you like.

[dirtydoll]

[Good boy.]

Hmm...

I want rice.

[whoslaughingmeow]

...just rice, or omelette rice, or fried rice, or.

[ARE YOU WEIRD AND JUST EAT RICE.]

[dirtydoll]

You're the one cooking. You figure out the details.

[god fade stop being such a difficult little shit, how old are you]

[whoslaughingmeow]

Omurice it is.

[Don't worry, he has his own nefarious plan.

As evidenced by the fact there is a SPRING in his step normally reserved for when he's about to sin or something.]

[dirtydoll]

[ s u s p i c i o u s

but he is cooking for her so whatever. if he gets out of line she can just step on him.

FOLLOWING HIM TO THE KITCHEN]

[whoslaughingmeow]

[You could do that even if he doesn't. Even if he's good.

Or for any reason at all really.

He seems to be...cooking normally..]

Does Ren always prepare your meals?

[dirtydoll]

[Shrugs lightly.]

Most of the time. She likes doing it.

[whoslaughingmeow]

I'm sure she does, she's sweet like that.

[Carefully enacting his EVIL PLAN.]

[dirtydoll]

She is.

[Takes a moment to appreciate the existence of Ren. God bless.]

Besides, it's not as though I know how to cook anything.

[whoslaughingmeow]

You could always learn.

[dirtydoll]

Yes, I could do that.

Or we could keep the kitchen intact.

[whoslaughingmeow]

Ah, one of those, huh?

Anyway, it's done.

[..It's omurice.

Although his EVIL PLAN was apparently. A ketchup heart.]