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'Leo' - Yuri Shrieves ([personal profile] whoslaughingmeow) wrote in [community profile] theboxandthehound2015-09-09 05:32 pm

[Dumb Fantasy Cliche Post]

[Hello.

I really hope you weren't like, enjoying the silence or anything.

Because be it in a tavern, in the center of a marketplace by a fancy fountain, or even out in the wilderness You are not safe.

Because there's a cat in full bardic ware performing.]

Copper's good for making things,
But hardly fit for kings or popes.
Silver's good for chains and rings,
And also killing lycanthropes.
Electrum is a novelty,
But seems to lack a certain flair.
Platinum shines regally,
Nobility beyond compare.
Mithril is a magic ore,
So bright and difficult to scratch.
Gems that sparkle, I adore,
In jewelry that can have no match.
But for a catfolk's happiness,
There's one more thing that I require;
One more thing I must possess,
To feed the flames of my desire.
Gold, I love the gleaming!
Gold, of you I'm dreaming!
I can't be happy 'til I've rolled
In piles and piles of shining gold!
Ha ha ha, ha ha!


[Granted he's.. tolerable. But it's probably inconceivable of enjoying it unless you either have a few in you, or have abysmally shitty taste.]

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ "... out in the wilderness..." "... abysmally shitty taste..." Sounds like you need a giant lady crouching behind you, listening raptly until you finish. Then... ]

Is gold really that great?

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ serious baroo head tilt like "Eh?" ]

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
H... Hi.

[ Shy giant is shy. ]

I like your singing.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ shyly nods ] Uh-huh.

Actually... I've, uh... l-liked it for a while.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
U-Uhm, well...

[ poking her fingers together and looking slightly away ]

D-Do you remember... last winter?

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
You... s-spent a lot of it on top of a... hill. There were a lot of people with you at first, but then they... disappeared?

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

I was... the hill.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
M-Mmn.

Giants, you know... we... s-sleep during the winter. After... p-pulling up the ground over us. Kind of like... a blanket? S-So...
fistallday: (I’m not proficient in trash can armor.)

[personal profile] fistallday 2015-09-10 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
'tis nay the worst song I've heard outta a mouth. Heard better comin' outta an arse, though.
fistallday: (I improvise on the trumpet.)

[personal profile] fistallday 2015-09-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
The arse of a donkey!

[ The giant 7'7" man(?)'s laugh is booming, like rumbling thunder. ]
wakeupsheeple: (1)

[personal profile] wakeupsheeple 2015-09-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ what the fuck is this ]

No.
wakeupsheeple: (2)

[personal profile] wakeupsheeple 2015-09-10 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Not enough to give you gold.
fistallday: (The orcs are greased.)

[personal profile] fistallday 2015-09-10 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don' make tha' kind o' face, Miqo'te. I cannae lead the life o' the bard. All hot air comin' from this mountain 'ere.

[personal profile] naturen 2015-09-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Y... Yeah.

Y-Your singing on nights with a full moon were the best, though!

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